I think we’ve all been in a situation where no matter how hard we tried to make something work, it just refused to. If that situation was a person, it would be the kid we’re stuck babysitting who just won’t go to bed no matter how hard we cry.
And nine times out of 10, it’ll keep giving us trouble until we either take a stress nap or find the nearest dumpster to hurl it into while we scream in rage.
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If these people were photographed just a little later, I’m sure that’s what we’d see them doing.
1. Is it just me, or does it seem kind of counter-productive to blur the face of someone you need help identifying?
I guess they’re really banking on the chance of a farmer seeing this and saying, “Oh great, Matilda’s at it again.”
2. It’s kinda comforting to know that humans aren’t the only ones with parents that pressure them into jobs they don’t wanna do.
“Screw you, Dad! I said I wanna be a dump truck and I’m not letting you stop me from following my dreams!”
3. This can’t be going the way this guy planned, but that’s about the only thing that’s clear about this picture.
If I were the captain of that boat, I’d honestly be more curious about where he even fell from than I’d be worried about the top.
4. Now, it’s not really fair to say that the ferret isn’t doing it right. Spreading chaos and destruction is its whole job description.
No, the real fail here was letting it anywhere near such precious resources. Not even a public bathroom makes you use half-ply toilet paper.
5. Oof, this is a competition that the wife can’t really claim to win anymore.
But if it makes her feel better, we’ve finally found a way to pick impartial judges. If the next Olympics aren’t judged by dogs, boycott them.
6. I understand that it’s a tough situation when your garbage truck breaks down, but this isn’t the way to solve it.
Like, the next thing you know, somebody’s gonna bring a peacock on board and it’ll get all in this stuff, and it’ll just be chaos.
7. If this were happening pretty much anywhere else, it wouldn’t be so bad. However, the man’s trying this on the highway so…yikes.
Shout-out to the photographer for being the most patient driver ever, though. They didn’t even use one curse word when they uploaded this.
8. Uh-oh, I think somebody’s gonna have to wait a while before they get their bike back.
Although, if someone still manages to steal the wheels off this thing, let’s just abandon bike locks and tie a white flag to them instead because it’s over.
9. Aww, considering it looks fairly undamaged, I’ll bet it was soo close to not tipping over.
It’s sort of like when a basketball bounces around the hoop before falling off, only way more expensive to fix.
Kinda hard to tell how this happened, though.
10. OK… I guess we’ll just have to take their word for it, then.
If it pops up soon, it probably was a cool sign. If it doesn’t, it’s like when we sent our teachers a file we knew they couldn’t open so they wouldn’t mark us late.
11. Look, I’ll give them points for creativity, but I’m afraid I’m gonna have to disagree on the “no problems” part.
Although, to be fair, I guess the kind of person who makes this wouldn’t see an array of flashing lights and sirens as a “problem.”
12. Well, whoever made this shirt got the time period right and…that’s about it.
I like how even Isaac (yes, I know their names, shut up) seems a little confused about why he’s on this shirt. The other two are just too nice to say anything.
13. This is probably one of those moments where “close enough” doesn’t quite cut it.
I mean, I know Khaled would probably laugh and be cool with it, but no one’s gonna willingly take on that nickname.
14. Here’s another classic dad move that is nowhere near “close enough,” really.
But I can’t say I’m not on his side with this one. Exercise is great and all, but have you tried napping?!
15. Well, at least he’s not taking himself too seriously.
I guess you don’t really consider the fact that you can’t even see your own back tattoo ’til it’s done.
16. I love it when the meat falls right off the bone, but I don’t want it to flake off the bone like it just got Thanos’d.
I don’t want my chicken to turn to me like, “I don’t feel so good.”
17. He’s definitely not feelin’ so fresh after that mix-up.
The only good news is that his eyeballs smell minty clean…which, well, isn’t really a sentence I thought I’d ever have to write, but here we are.
18. Well, they gave it their best shot, at least.
I’m just really hoping that they didn’t do it the way it looks like they did it: by just taking a big bite out of the top.
19. Now, this is the most ambitious crossover ever made!
Yeah, the Avengers and Justice League are fine and all, but who doesn’t wanna see Shrek fighting villains alongside the Blue Ranger and short-sleeved Superman?!
20. Hmm, I really don’t think somebody understands how this whole toilet seat concept works.
Like, I’m sure that hole feels nice on the back, but somehow, I think it’ll be a little hard to focus on that when somebody’s unlucky enough to do their business here.
21. Yeah, I’ve been in the position where people haven’t heeded my warnings either, little girl.
But when the bones have already broken, we might as well just let them think their shenanigans were worth it…until they try it again, at least.
22. Uh-oh, that stove is definitely on, so this just turned into the world’s worst game show.
Not only is the game challenging and kinda dangerous, but the prizes suck. I “only” lose five pounds of rice? Awesome. Thanks, Skip.
