There are people in this world who, no matter what sticky situation they find themselves in, always manage to come out on top.
To give you some inspiration for getting ahead in life yourself, please enjoy these 15+ people who had an ace up their sleeve!
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“How to determine if a girl is a swarm of bees…”
I cannot count the amount of times that I have been in a relationship that has ended as the other person turned out to be a swarm of bees. Now I know how to avoid this in the future.
“Hands-Free Selfie Stick!”
I am sure that peeling that sticky tape out of his beard after doing this was nothing but fun!
In The Event Of A Shark Attack…
If you’re going to go out, then you at least want to go out confusing the hell out of an apex predator!
“Sir, I’m pretty sure this is just a domestic flight.”
Sure, it might just be a domestic flight, but now this guy is prepared for any and all eventualities! Nothing wrong with always being prepared for unexpected space travel!
This Fortune Cookie Just Beat The Apocalypse…
Although, this just means that Australians can still be very worried I guess. They’re like the canaries in the coal mine.
“Someone At Work Regrets This Purchase!”
They should put “World’s Most Annoying Toy!” on the box for this toy! It will really help sales!
“My Dad in law invented this hummingbird helmet. He calls the feeder in the back ‘The Tickler’.”
“Honey, what did you put in the little bowls?”
“Sugar water.”
“Okay, it’s just I’m seeing a lot of wasps coming toward me.”
“Crap.”
“This tip box at a local restaurant…”
Vanity really does cost you in this restaurant! The person who posted this wrote, “I gave $10 for their creativity although in reality I’m a $1 on the scale.”
“Tape your objects to bigger ones to avoid losing them!”
I know for a fact that I would still manage to lose this remote down the side of my couch. Couches do not abide by the laws of physics.
Mowing The Lawn 101!
A person who had repeatedly tried this technique added, “I’ve tried this, twice, it doesn’t work. Also, it’s ridiculously expensive. Cheaper to hire help.”
The Queen’s Gambit 2!
They do say that the first rule of chess club is to always make sure that you can see your opponent’s pieces. I mean, I think they say that, I never went to chess club.
“How to live to be 100!”
“Wait, so how do I live to be 99?”
“Pfft, how the hell should I know? Figure it out for yourself you lazy git!”
“Ran out of Post-it notes? Use a slice of cheese instead!”
I wonder if this works the other way around as well. I mean, can I use post-it notes to make a sandwich if I’m out of cheese singles?
They’re Technically Correct…
Every car can be eco-friendly with the right paint job! I’d like to see the traffic warden try and give this guy a ticket.
Keep Your Fire Extinguishers In Hard-To-Reach Places To Avoid Them Being Tampered With!
Thanks to this terrible idea you will be able to avoid having to replace your fire extinguisher on the off-chance that someone has to use it for something daft like saving the building.
