The world is full of liars and tricksters who are only put on this earth to make us naturally distrustful of everyone else. Like my dad who told me when I was five that sugar mice were real mice which had been boiled alive in sugar.
But, my strange father aside, here are 15+ people who gave us trust issues!
“Such a great deal!”
Well, now all that I can picture is a very sad-looking old person eating a depressing Sunday roast with two urns on their table, diluting their gravy with their tears.
“My aunt tried to make a cake of Dolly Parton for a friend.”
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The fact that this person’s aunt didn’t even take the chocolates out of the foil before pressing them into the cake is astounding.
“Spotted by friend at local Krispy Kreme. Don’t trust the chocolate cremes.”
“Mmmm, I like the extra chocolate chips that were on mine today!”
“Those weren’t chocolate chips.”
“For the sake of my sanity, can we just say that they were, Dave?”
“My grandpa doesn’t trust restaurants so he carries these in his shirt pocket (C for Carol, E for Edward).”
Well, thank God that they at least label the knife and fork slot! It would be truly catastrophic if they were the wrong way ’round in this unsanitary-looking sheath.
“I put googly eyes on my VR glasses and let my grandparents try them out.”
I think that I will be having nightmares about the bottom right picture! I feel like he is waiting to eat my flesh.
Beware! Dear God, Beware!
Sure, he may look like he isn’t ready to defend this property with ever fiber of his being, but if you don’t pet him then he will get very angry!
“My girlfriend spent $100 to get me a White Claw cake for my birthday. She was less than pleased with the result.”
They haven’t even tried with that one on the right! Also, why would anyone want a White Claw cake in the first place? Drink proper drinks, people!
“Man that’s really cheap… oh.”
Wow, and I thought that the parking in my hometown was expensive! This blows it out of the water! I can just imagine people parking here and then having to sprint around the stores as fast as possible.
A 5-Star Lie!
Well, my whole world has been rocked. I never knew that people could just lie about things like this. I might just start calling myself the Poet Laureate of Belgrade. I mean, who is going to actually look into that?!
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“Natural my foot!”
I also particularly love that the person who called these people out scribbled out the brand name, yet left their web address uncovered! Great work, you gonk!
One Bite Was Clearly Enough…
“Dave, Dave, Dave, have you seen how cheap this stuff is? I wonder if it’ll…”
“Steve, for the last time, it is soap! Don’t eat that.”
“Too late.”
“Includes a ‘Private Balcony.’ It’s just a view of the wall of the next building.”
Well, one thing is for sure, this really is an incredibly “private” balcony experience. Just paint a nice bit of scenery on that wall and get a decent fan and you’re sorted!
“Can’t trust anyone these days…”
Mermaids can be fish-half on top! Don’t be so judgmental about mermaids with their fish-half on top! This is 2020 for God’s sake!
“When you just don’t trust your body during exam week.”
One extremely nervous person pointed out that the classic mistake here is that they are using the same outlet for all of these clocks! They need to spread them around a bit!
“That would explain why my ankle hurts.”
So, what else is it for? I don’t think that I will be the first person who is curious about this either. Also, obviously stick people have stronger feet than real people…
“I do not trust this bathroom soap.”
I guess this soap really does kill absolutely everything! So, you know, at least you know that it is strong stuff!
“This is why I have trust issues.”
All you need to do is zoom in on the small print and see what these cans are “30% bigger” or “40% bigger” than! It could be 30% bigger than an older can of soup or a field mouse!
“Last night my dog graduated from a beginner obedience class. This morning we found her certificate like this.”
Something tells me that this pooch may have resented these classes somewhat. I wonder if advanced obedience class will cover not eating your beginner obedience class certificates?
Don’t Be So Stingy With The Cranberries!
In fairness, what nutcase is buying chocolate with cranberries in the first place? All cranberries do to chocolate is ruin perfectly good chocolate!
“One way friendship!”
Look, the thought is absolutely lovely. However, if someone made me a glass as garish as that, there would be no way that I would be able to have it where people could see it!
