Our teachers often said that there’s always room to improve, but they’ll also have to admit that there are times when they legitimately can’t think of any.
And when that happens, I’d say that we’re well within our rights to throw up the finger guns and slide on out of there before anyone thinks of a way to chip away at our perfect score.
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I say all of that to say that maybe future generations will figure out how the people on this list could’ve done what they did better, but they all get a perfect 10 as far as I’m concerned.
1. When walking gets a little tougher, this seems like a good way to make every step feel worth it.
Short of adding a cowboy hat, I’m not sure how his style could be better. Besides, it’s not fair for everybody’s grandchildren to run straight to him.
2. Candles are great and all, but actually making every lighter stay lit like this must require some kind of sorcery.
And that’s doubly true if this set-up can survive a lighter’s greatest archenemy. No, not water. Worse.
A moderate gust of wind.
3. It takes lots of guts to pull a name like this off, but I’ll buy that this dude is totally serious about the horns he’s throwing up.
Besides, the real fans know that umlaut means you don’t actually pronounce this as “loaded diaper.”
Unless you’re a poser.
4. Why get mad at this guinea pig when we can just ask the mom to decorate our cribs too?
There’s a picture of me punching the air from my stroller that’ll probably go a long way to fitting my gangsta image (if Mama needs any hints).
5. Aww, this kind of dedication is the only thing we can shamelessly steal and actually make things better by doing it.
And I’ll bet the flight attendants like it too because otherwise, this would be a problem a lot of folks would expect them to solve.
6. Hmm, I was still gonna consider this situation worth breaking the window over until they mentioned that it was the 10-hour version.
After all, the kind of howls that would result from cutting this masterpiece off early would probably be enough to chill us to the bone.
7. Let it never be said that Faruk here doesn’t know what’s important in life.
I mean, are we gonna pretend that each of us haven’t wasted a half-hour doing something less fulfilling than finally making it look like Spider-Man pooped out a plane?
8. Haha, I like how this man knows exactly how slick he looks now that his hair’s been all cleaned up.
I once saw a kid get so mad at the barber’s work that he stole the smock, and this man got his dream cut for free!
Victory.
9. You may scoff at that costume on the right compared to the others, but it’s doing its job perfectly.
After all, you don’t want to be flashy when you’re paying tribute to Spider-Man’s humble beginnings and his fight against Bonesaw.
Bonesaw was ready, and so were they.
10. Take notes from Kerwin here, folks. There are some benefits to not being the jealous type.
After all, they always say you don’t know what you’ve got until the guy gets tired of never meeting her and stops sending money.
You know, that old chestnut.
11. This would already be a scene many of us could melt into before they threw in a dog this happy, but that just clinches it.
That alone would make me OK with learning the hard way that the one jar isn’t filled with peanut butter.
12. It’s impossible to hate on this because even unnecessary teamwork is just practice for when you have to make the dream work.
And she can sleep peacefully in that bed knowing that when it’s not a drill, her brother will be ready for her next “run.”
13. You know, if a pizza place is willing to beat the competition in ways that reach this level of pettiness, their pizza is probably bomb.
“The other places give you a little table? We’ve got a whole dinette set and the mozzarella’s actually from Italy! Bam!”
