This world is full of sneaky people, from people who inexplicably keep kittens in their pockets to people who go to extreme lengths in order to find ways to sneak beers into events!
So, to showcase a few of the sneakiest people on the internet, allow me to present you with these 15+ people who are definitely hiding something!
“The Beerito, how to smuggle beer into any event.”
“So, you’re telling me that this is just a normal burrito you’re wanting to take into the concert?”
“Yup.”
“Can you please explain to me why you will need thirty burritos for this event?”
“Nope.”
“My uncle’s dog caught a bird and failed in his attempt to hide it from the other dog.”
“Hey…hey, Brian! Brian! You gonna share some of that bird?!”
“What’s that? What bird? I don’t know what you’re talking about!”
“What happens when you try to hide the controllers from the kids in the oven and forget about them…”
Mmmm, I can smell that burning plastic smell through this picture! That is one hell of an expensive mistake, I hope they still tasted alright though.
“I Think They’re On To Me!”
“So, Brian, you say that you’re an owl, but what’s your favorite thing about being an owl? Ah, giving me the old silent treatment, I see your game now. I’ll break you sooner or later you scoundrel!”
“My dog always looks like he’s stoned or has some dirty secret. I can’t tell!”
I have never seen a dog with such a creepy smirk before! I feel like he has just pooped in his owner’s shoe and is waiting for them to find it.
Super Sneaky!
“But, this is over a dollar?”
“Did you not read the sign sir?”
“Of course I did!”
“I suggest you read it again, and please take these binoculars with you.”
“Cut a hole in the back of the tv stand for wires. Someone’s hiding spot was discovered.”
How dare you disturb his secret hideaway? It looks like this little fella is about to whisper, “Put…that…back…at once!”
Gotta Pay The Spider-Bills Somehow!
Peter Parker was very alarmed when he discovered that he needed a face mask to work on the building sites and that he only had one with him.
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I Think That There May Be Something In The Bed…
That outline is absolutely purr-fect. I’m glad they realised what was under there before they jumped on the bed as well, that would have been one hell of a shock.
“The best place to hide from Animal Control is right under their noses.”
You need to keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. I don’t think that anyone takes this idea more seriously than this cat.
“That’s not suspicious at all.”
I think that this business seems legitimate enough! I mean, why else would they write “legitimate business” on the side if it wasn’t legitimate?! Use your heads guys!
Those Quotation Marks Seem A Little Shady…
Are you brave enough to ring the bell for the “meat service”? Because lord knows that I wouldn’t be ringing that bell!
“If you say so. Although, even the house in the background looks scared…”
I always prefer to go for a haunted house anyway, it builds character and you can split the rent with the ghost then.
*Fairly Oddparents Theme Music Starts*
Christ, all this did was make me want to go back and watch Fairly Oddparents again, what an under-appreciated show that was.
“My little cousin broke a plate and tried to hide it from my aunt…”
I don’t think that she will ever notice. All they need to do now is smash all of the other plates and put them back together like this and then their aunt will never know the difference!
“Windows acting all suspicious…”
I mean, it doesn’t sound like they are! This is the sort of thing you would say to someone right after you had lost all of their files but had just managed to get them back at the last second and didn’t want anyone to find out!
“OK, keep your secrets!”
I don’t even need to know what this sign said, as I know that the secret to happiness is just eating junk food and watching Netflix. Try and convince me otherwise, sign!
Pocket Kitten!
I can’t pretend to understand why someone would want to carry a kitten around in their pockets…ah, who am I kidding, of course I can.
“This cashier has something to hide!”
I don’t think that I have ever seen anyone look this suspicious in my entire life, and I’ve seen some shifty-looking people in my time!
“Starbucks has a secret menu apparently…”
I know that Starbucks like to get a bit jazzy with their spices in their seasonal specials, but this might prove a bit too spicy on the pallet for some customers.
