Have you ever gotten spooked by an inanimate object, or something that’s not remotely spook-worthy? There’s no shame in it. It happens to all of us…and honestly, it’s not that surprising in a world where things are not always the way they might seem.
Nice day at the beach.
Let’s start things off at the beach, where a doggo is enjoying a run along the sand. If you see some kind of horrifying hellbeast, just adjust your perspective.
The Invisible Man.
This guy’s probably totally unaware of the fact that someone on his daily commute is utterly freaked out by his apparent lack of a head.
Feed me.
The reality here isn’t that there’s some kind of alien life form in the water. It’s actually just a bunch of fish making pouty faces, which isn’t really any less horrifying.
That’s quite an arm.
After a brief investigation, I’m fairly certain that the young woman in the red sweater doesn’t have a super long arm. I’m still trying to figure out what actually is going on with that arm, though.
Jesus cat.
Cats tend to have a fairly high opinion of themselves, so it isn’t too surprising that a cat would position itself as the literal son of God.
Half dogs.
At first I thought this was a camera glitch, but then I realized it’s two separate dogs. Or maybe just a dog that exists in two parts.
We’re going down.
Is this a rusty, sinking ship that’s about to slip beneath the waves? No, it’s just a cheesecake that’s missing a piece.
The void.
I think that’s a cat, not a black hole. But black holes sound like nasty business, so I wouldn’t want to risk getting any closer and finding out.
Do you even lift?
It’s kind of embarrassing to see a dog that’s more ripped than I’ll ever be, but to be fair, he probably gets more exercise
Is that his shadow?
We all know how this goes: if Rod Stewart poses for an album cover and his shadow looks like a palm tree, there’ll be six more weeks of winter.
Front grill problems
This is either a real-life embodiment of a car that I doodled back in first grade, or it’s just a weird effect with the foreground car’s side mirror
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Her people need her.
This photo is just too perfect. If you didn’t know that gulls weren’t this big, you’d swear she was getting carried off by a giant prehistoric bird.
Humanity’s had a good run.
When we start seeing giant praying mantises prowling through our cities, I think it’s a safe bet that humankind is done for.
Here’s looking at you.
It’s a bit jarring to see an apparently full-grown human-sized Lego dude on Zoom, but at least he has a friendly face.
Get in the boat.
The guy in the red is apparently in the boat, but it really, really looks like he’s standing in the water, pushing the boat along.
Perfectly matched.
Blur your eyes a bit and this looks like an abstract human face. Un-blur your eyes and, well, it still looks like an abstract human face.
Hot dog.
The reflection of this dog in the fireplace glass makes this scene look a whole lot more alarming than it really is.
So you’ve had a bad day.
I don’t know if this guy was driving the truck of watermelons, but either way, he’s enjoying the fruits of a big mishap.
Spooky.
If these clothes look like a freaky evil spirit in the bright light of day, just imagine how spooky they look in the middle of the night.
Sculpted.
Here’s an unusually ripped snowman with a fine, chiseled jaw. Too bad he only has one arm. It’s also too bad that he’s a smoker.
