I love Snapchat. For someone like me, it’s the perfect vehicle for stupidity. It lets me act like a total fool in front of whoever I decide, without the fear of people using those pictures and videos as blackmail, and it also encourages this behavior with filters. What more can I ask for?
I know I’m not the only one who appreciates Snapchat. In fact, I’m confident that the people in these photos would agree with me entirely. Enjoy these pictures that we’ll all be happy stuck around for more than 10 seconds.
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I wish. I would save thousands on therapy
Okay, maybe I’m reaching, but in my defense, we have sunglasses you can listen to music through, watches that help with weight loss, and don’t even get me started on cell phones. It’s not that far-fetched, is it?
Every teacher’s biggest fear realized
The bad news is that you’re never going to live this down. The good news is that since you’ve done the one thing you’re not supposed to do while teaching teenagers, it’s all uphill from here.
What more can a guy ask for?
She’s got a milkshake, a yard, and enough common sense to market herself over Snapchat. It’s definitely better than yours. I’d be optimistic if I were her too.
If you’re gonna do this, at least only charge him for a hamburger
If they truly thought he only wanted ketchup, why did they include the bun? Should’ve just handed him a few packets or just squirted the ketchup into the wrapper.
Honestly, I’d watch this
You could tell me the entire story of The Shining in emoji form and it would still be a better experience than The Emoji Movie.*
*Full disclosure: I haven’t actually seen The Emoji Movie, but it seems like an easy bandwagon to jump onto.
What are you, a cop? Leaf it alone, bro
Nobody likes a narc, dude. Just let it go, man. You need to relax, bruh. You have, like, zero chill, guy.
Self-awareness is a blessing and a curse
On the upside, you’re painfully aware of your flaws, which means it’s easier to change them. The downside is that you’re painfully aware of your flaws and probably won’t change them.
He was right
She looks great if you ask me. I mean, I don’t know why you’d ask me since I don’t even know these people, but regardless. It’s a look.
Me as a parent
Let’s not be too quick to judge. Maybe the baby is sleeping and he just doesn’t want to wake it up. That’s quality parenting.
Lunch is canceled until further notice
It’s bad enough that this guy’s gotta buy his lunch out of a vending machine, but then this happens. Hopefully, he’s like me and has a supply of snacks on him 100% of the time, or it’s gonna be a long afternoon.
I think he did a great job
Are you home safe in bed? Did you get your assignment in before midnight? Were you safe from head injury on your bike ride?
This, my friends, is what we call a good old-fashioned burn
I would like to know if the person sent this out to multiple people hoping to roast many friends, or if it was directed at one particular individual.
If you’re not reenacting popular Disney movies from the ’90s with Snapchat, then you’re doing it wrong
Don’t worry. I doubt a stampede came and killed this cat. At least I hope not.
Now, you gotta cut loose
I wonder if this skeleton was workin’ so hard, punchin’ his card, eight hours for what?
Now he can kick off those Sunday shoes because everybody cut footloose.
Doesn’t that mean you get three wishes, or am I getting my magical creature murders mixed up?
If Harry Potter taught me anything, it’s that you definitely don’t want to be drinking that unicorn’s blood. Stay away!
This person was really able to perfectly capture how I spent my Saturday
I am seriously relating to this shark on a deep, spiritual level, and now I can’t breathe.
You know the loneliness is real when even your imaginary friends don’t want to hang out with you
Pfft. I don’t need you guys anyway! Starts to draw even more friends
All we need is for the girl on the right to turn around, and then it’s like she is looking into her future
I remember the days when I would dress up for a party. Now I consider jeans part of a “nice” outfit.
Thou best move, thou best prance
I don’t know about any of you, but I personally prefer ye olde Kesha remix.
FYI, it’s also solely played on a pan flute.
Girl, why are you upset?
He’s out there so drunk that he doesn’t even know where he is, and yet he’s still thinking about you. Get him some pizza, a bottle of water, and a bed to sleep in, stat.
Forget what you’ve heard about extinct species
Dinosaurs live, and they’re right in front of us.
Bernie is gonna lead the revolution, and Birdie is gonna guide him to the win
Bernie is a free bird, and so is Birdie. It’s a match made in revolutionary heaven.
Oh no…
I’m all for funny puns and accidentally hilarious signs, but I feel like this one might just drive business away…
This is cruel
But also very sweet and potentially the cutest, most polite doggo you’ll see all day.
When it turns out Harry really DID put his name in the goblet of fire, and the wizarding world shuns him for it
A security guard is the muggle equivalent of an auror, right?
Anyone who’s actually flopped face-first into bed without incident is luckier than they think
We all know the movies make walking away from explosions seem less dangerous than it is, but who knew they were lying to us about this too?
This person is treating these berries like jewelry because no set is fresher than this
Although, it’s also good to remember that the best way to completely destroy the freshness of things is to stick your fingers in them.
Of course, Snapchat isn’t just for overlaying your text in ridiculous situations
As we see from what was probably adorable has now been turned terrifying, it’s also for messing around with weird filters.
One thing to beware of, though. Some of our friends will make some terribly tortured puns
But let’s be honest, are we going to act like we’ve never been in a mood when this would totally destroy us no matter how little our other friends understood why?
This person didn’t even have to finish their sentence, we understand completely
If you’ve ever left work and just thought to yourself, “They’re lucky I showed up at all,” then you can probably relate to this hard.
This one takes a little context to understand, but it’ll all make sense once it clicks
This Chick-fil-A worker was doing a little reconnaissance behind enemy lines when Popeyes first launched its spicy chicken sandwich.
And while it’s impossible to argue with that sandwich’s popularity, he was able to come back with one little customer service victory.
I don’t know how important the life skills this guy is passing down to his little sister are, but he’s definitely a good teacher
I guess the earlier you become familiar with this, the less likely other kids at the daycare are to think you’re lame.
I don’t know, this way of ordering water just seems like it’ll make a barista’s eye twitch
After all, I can totally believe that they’ve seen customers so demanding that they expect people to get their order right down to the molecular level.
The only real advantage to being a girl with size 10s is how easily you can find shoes in the men’s section
Or so I thought until I saw this photo. He’s rocking those sandals!
I mean, you could always ask
In fact, he might appreciate it. Chances are, he’s sending a snap of you to his friends with the exact same caption.
When your momma adds you on Snapchat
Hey mother! We are just chillin’ with the boys, doing bible study, and getting 9 hours of sleep every night. Love ya.
Free things from your day job kinda working a little better
But not when you misinterpret the make of the tiny gift and bite into a full bar of soap. Lol.
Despite the orange and black picture that Netflix has painted, prison isn’t all stray chickens and bad mustaches
Sure, Red may have done her best to make sure the inmates received decent food, but in the real world, you’re choking down this.
While a lot of Snapchat filters are silly, it’s legitimately kind of eerie to see what the gender swap one can do
If this guy didn’t leave a clue in this caption, it’d be hard not to think people found a random nurse’s selfie really hilarious for some reason.
