Regardless of how insanely average you are, you probably still have a desire to be different from all the rest. It’s that desire that can lead people to do some pretty crazy things in the name of uniqueness.
And I guess that acting a fool can make you stand out in a crowd, but there’s a right and a wrong way to go about getting attention.
Just an FYI: Everything you are about to see is a good example of the wrong way.
1. Some cultures drink from a boot, and some guys drink from a dirty shoe.
It’s definitely not even close to comparable because the boot is clearly clean and made for drinking, and this shoe looks worn in.
2. I don’t even know how this happens, but it had better not be a sad attempt at a fashion statement.
There is no way this was an unconscious mistake. He literally had to tie one shoe up before he slipped on a summer sandal.
3. I never knew you could choose the type of junk mail you wanted to receive. I wish I’d thought of this sooner.
Just think about how much happier and less hungry you would be.
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4. Or you could just take the bus and stop scaring your neighbors.
You just know they’re looking out their windows right now and wondering whether or not they should call the police.
5. There are many ways to decorate a vehicle, but none are as eye-catching as this little design.
I don’t know who this woman is, but I definitely like her already.
6. It’s always awkward when you dress up for date night and he wears burger slippers and a hoverboard.
Why can’t he just be normal and buy some darn sneakers like every other adult man?
7. If anything, this is a cry for help.
Why are all Jeep drivers so darn pushy? Like, we get it — you’re much bigger than most cars on the road. It doesn’t mean you need to push everyone around.
8. A duck is not a reasonable alternative to getting a dog or a cat.
For one thing, you need to make you have a pond or a lake within walking distance. And secondly, birds are scary.
9. Although society may frown upon this kind of behavior, this is how I want to live my life.
I mean, for the price you pay for theater popcorn, you should probably be given this amount.
10. One cannot simply wear a garbage bag to a university lecture and get away with it.
This is not a scene from The Paper Bag Princess . Clean yourself up and start taking your studies seriously.
11. I know that most ladies love good ramen, but they don’t want to be picking soggy noodles out of your body hair for four days.
There is always a nice middle ground. Strive to find it.
12. This is what happens when a stamp and a tattoo have a baby.
A “Made in China” sticker would have been a much cheaper and less permanent alternative.
13. Pretty sure this was used in a few horror movies, right?
Because that does not belong in your relaxing swim. Some strong Camp Crystal Lake vibes here.
14. Honestly, I’m kind of into it.
Nothin’ says you’re about to get frisky like a full-on animal print onesie. Meow, amirite? Or, um, okay I don’t know what sound a zebra makes.
15. You can’t just toss layers of nonsense around and call it a sandwich!
Like, is it too much to just ask for bread these days? Or do we have to be so extra?
16. Put some glasses on him and he’d look like Garth from Wayne’s World.
But this should serve as a reminder to just leave certain things to the professionals, please!
17. Halos should be reserved for angels, this look comes from the devil himself.
Unless you’re auditioning for some kind of Star Trek alien, this can’t pass as a look, sorry.
18. This vehicle is great for travelin’ down a long and lonesome road…
…and if you happen to come across a shiny demon along the way, well, I hope you know what to do. Rock ooooooooon!
19. “Monty Python and the Holy Face Swap.”
When Lorde said we’d never be royal, she never thought of this, huh? On second thought, let’s not faceswap with Camelot — ’tis a silly place.
20. Sometimes, you really, really don’t want to stand out from the crowd.
But, you know, every now and then you just get plain unlucky. I hope she found something good!
21. Well, this is one way to handle a parking lot dispute.
Notice how I didn’t say it was the best way, the easiest way, or the most effective way. Yeah, that’s because it’s probably the precursor to a massive brawl.
22. Who said that church couldn’t be convenient?
Sure, you have to spend three hours putting on uncomfortable clothes, two hours listening to a service, and a half-hour contemplating your transgressions, but at least communion will be quick.
23. What if the pizza is an actual pineapple? What happens then?
Does the world explode? Is the vicious debate finally over? I feel like the war can finally come to an end.
24. If you like to rock heels on the reg, you’ll understand how terrible balancing on the grass in stilettos can be for your calves.
It’s basically legalized torture in the form of fashion.
