Sometimes you will see something out in the world that is just remarkably out of place, like a VW Beetle in your living room or a dead squirrel in your kid’s arms!
And, with these bizarre ideas in mind, allow me to present you with 14+ things that aren’t supposed to be where they are!
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“My dog dug up a section of the lawn so I fixed it and then roped it off. Went outside and found her like this.”
Look, some people like sitting in a roped-off area! That’s why idiots spend obnoxious money to get into VIP areas in clubs.
Surprise Plastic Dinosaur!
This person wrote, “When I booked my hotel a few months ago, I put in a few special requests as a joke… Champagne, roses and a plastic dinosaur. Then I totally forgot that I’d made that request.”
“How I found my kitten trying to steal her big sister’s food from the top of the fridge…”
I mean, I know that you’d have to at least pretend to be mad, but how could you with a face like that?!
“A professor at my university didn’t check their sources for this public display.”
Is it really? What are the odds of that being the case! See, you also learn things in these articles!
“In Australia, this is why we check our shoes.”
Looks like there’s a snake in my boot. I can’t believe that I just made that obvious joke, I’m so sorry.
“After most of my sons socks went missing, my wife discovered sock heaven.”
I just assumed that after a certain amount of time in your possession, one sock from each pair just wanders off into the sunset.
“Somebody checked a rolling pin.”
“Honey, do you really think that we need the rolling pin? It’s just taking up space in the case.”
“Fine! I’ll check it in then!”
“I want a divorce.”
“I found out that our Volkswagen fits in the den. Will see what the wife thinks when she gets home.”
“Hi honey, I’m home! What do you want to do tonight? I was thinking that we could watch a movie and…what the h**l are you doing?”
*Beep beep “It’s a drive-in cinema!”
“I thought the rolling pin incident was the final straw, but this is it.”
“…Found the spoon honey.”
That could have been one h**l of a painful bite! If it says a spoonful of something, don’t include the spoon!
“Just wanted to check if Jerry has time to come play outside.”
“That is a cat flap, Jerry. How many times have we told you it is not for dogs?”
“I know, but I just wondered if you had a moment to hear about the word of God today?”
“Offered to clean the house for ‘husband points’ while the wife was out of town. Hired a maid but didn’t check the work. Busted!”
You mean that you couldn’t even be bothered to clean the house yourself just once? Christ! (I love being able to take the moral high ground on this as a man who has barely ever cleaned anything.)
“I think this guy should get that mole on his arm checked out.”
I’m no doctor, but I think that you might be alright. Although, you can never be too careful with these things.
“Daughter asked the Costco guy to draw a mermaid when he checked our receipt. He handed it back and muttered an apology to my wife…”
I mean, fair play to him for actually giving it a go! However, that is definitely not a mermaid!
“Our cat steals and hoards bottle caps. Found his stash while cleaning…”
I love the expression on his face which screams, “Look, I’ve never seen any of these before! Definitely not mine, you’ve got no proof!”
“Saw this pigeon in a shop, checking out the prices of bird feed.”
It looks like he is just staring longingly at the food and hoping that someone will take pity on him and just buy him the food.
“Apparently, Wells Fargo doesn’t bother to check the ID photos you send them.”
It is amazing that this guy actually managed to find a picture of his cat where it had the same sort of expression as his driver’s license photo!
“I didn’t realize my wife left the kids’ presents in the car until I checked the rear view mirror.”
“Hi Dave, where are we going today?”
“Well, I’m going to work.”
“No, Dave, we are going to work now…”
*Checks phone*
“So, Mittens, were you trying to get on my phone to order more tuna again?”
“No…”
“I heard someone yelling in the bathroom. I think I may have found the source.”
Also, aside from the fact that it’s a joke, there’s no need to be so r**e to appliances. Would a please kill you?
“Found an ancient artefact.”
I bet if you chip that out it will still have battery left and be in working order — You can’t kill those old Nokias.
“Introducing, my middle child (please note the 3 other children playing normally in the distance). She found a dead squirrel and was super excited.”
That squirrel should definitely not be in that child’s hands! I’d have to be covering that kid in anti-bac hand wash after this!
A Doggo Amongst The Chickens
This person explained, “A local farm where I live had trouble with their flock all wanting to sleep in the same house, each night they have to go break them up. The other night they found their dog had joined in.”
“Was hiking in the bush and found this – when random save points appear something terrible is about to happen, right…?”
Yep, in my experience, you need to expect something terrible to come for you soon. Get your best equipment out and start running!
“My wife finally found out where I’ve been getting my frozen Snickers bars.”
I’d have immediately checked the soybeans, as I would never have actually assumed that someone would have bought a bag of soybeans for any other purpose than as a diversion.
“After all of these years, I finally found it.”
I thought that the end of the sidewalk was meant to be at the end of the universe, where it’s just a big blank wall and this sign.
“My mom issues addresses for a Parish in Louisiana. One of requirements to issue an address is that the building’s front door needs to be in place. This is what she rolled up to this morning.
“So, do I have to knock on the door before coming in?”
“Well, not if you want to be r**e!”
“Not everyone is happy about the new fence.”
I reckon that rabbit will easily be able to clear that fence! All you have done is give them a challenge here.
“So it turns out shoving a camera lens in my pants pocket while working looks wildly inappropriate to everyone else.”
If this was an event that had a lot of children running around, then this guy would be incredibly lucky if he didn’t end up on a list of some sort.
“I see a problem here.”
I see less of a problem with the packaging and more of a problem with all the people who will inevitably not read the packaging before drinking.
“Oreo apparently found a bag of charcoal and played with it.”
He’s just trying to hide from Cruella De Vil! Not that I’m sure she’d want him — one singular spot isn’t really her taste.
“My friend’s 6-year-old sister discovered the lipstick.”
Is this better or worse than if she had put it on herself? The child, I mean, not the cat.
“My daughter just learned that she fits through the doggy door.”
Soon she’ll be crawling at lightning speed, so you better start keeping a closer eye on her now.
“I’m 49 and just found this in my mum’s bookcase.”
If you’re just finding it now, maybe that alone answers the question at hand.
“Our cat has been missing for days. I found him in a hoodie inside of my closet today and he crawled onto the bed and hasn’t moved from this position for 45 minutes.”
He’s just waiting for the feeling to come back into his legs. I’m sure he fell asleep when he was stuck in that hoodie. Oof, pins and needles, pins and needles.
“Found half a car while driving home. No debris. No other half nearby.”
My heart says some weird art installation but even I know modern art has its limits.
“So my girlfriend just learned that I own a Label Maker. Within minutes, this happened.”
Thank goodness, too. if I ever saw that coming near me I wouldn’t know what to think! But the label will tell me it’s a cat, so it’s all okay.
“I thought I was getting a marvelous deal on a baby ball python. Instead, I discovered I’ve been overcharged for a decorative scrunchie.”
It doesn’t hold well, moves around too much, makes this hissing noise. Thumbs down, zero out of five stars, would not purchase again.
“This squirrel eating fried chicken in a tree.”
Imagine how stoked this squirrel is. This is probably the finest food he’s ever had and ever will have. His life has peaked in this photo.
“I wonder what he sees.”
Have dogs ever been known to be climbers? Why does the image of a dog that can climb trees frighten me so much?
“My 6-year-old son had been asking me over and over, “Do you need to go to the bathroom?” and I just found out why.”
Ahh! Oh my goodness! How scary! An alien in the toilet! What ever will I do?!
“I went to a grunge bar in Amsterdam and found this guy just sitting in a rage.”
He’s been through it all. Most of his nine lives, Schrödinger’s d**n box, the rat that got away… He’s hardened and rugged.
“What I saw when browsing Google Earth. Hope it can be explained.”
He’s just giving his horse a haircut! In actuality, someone said it’s possible that he’s training the horse to not be scared of loud noises. Or he’s posing for the Google Earth car.
“Always check the fine print…”
Now, myself and a lot of people in the comments had the very valid question, “When is diarrhea not urgent?”
“Found after repeated attempts at calling her.”
She heard you saying that she smelled and decided that, if you think she smells so bad, maybe she’ll just live in the shower now!
“One more proof the hood on lens is helpful.”
Which of these out of place things on this list was your favorite? Let me know in the comments below! I think mine has to be this little fella!
Last Updated on June 11, 2020 by Paddy Clarke
