Are you the kind of person who reacts to things by saying “bruh”? If you weren’t before, you’re about to be. Say it with me now — “bruh.” Feels good, doesn’t it? Sure, this introduction may sound kind of condescending, but I assure you it’s coming from a good place. The point is, these pictures are hopefully gonna make you say that word over and over again.
1. They say that motivation can come from some pretty unexpected places.
I never knew how uplifting and good for my mental health taking advice from a bomb defuser could be. Probably because I never saw that one movie. What was it called? You know the one with Jeremy Renner? Got it. The Hurt Locker . Thank you for coming with me on that journey.
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2. Well, hello there, cash register.
I am not sure how to answer that question. I’ve been working on it for a while. I mean, I could give you a biological answer, but I feel like that’s not really what you want.
3. Maybe I should try this dude’s method before I try answering the cash register’s questions.
I guess you could say this guy is just trying to turn over a new leaf. Or that he’s putting down roots. Or you could have an actual conversation with him and not make puns.
4. Well, great. Now I need to worry about thinking that my sauce packets are alive.
Do they want to be eaten? Does it hurt them when I tear the corner off? Do they feel weird when I put the whole thing in my mouth and slurp the last dregs of sauce out?
5. When you act like you’re trying to cut yourself off from the whole world, but really, you just want someone to take a minute to notice it’s all an act.
If that sounds very specific and personal, shut up and mind your own business.
6. The first time you go back to visit your parents after being away at school.
But seriously, can somebody please explain to me why there’s a vehicle shaped like a laundry basket? I need to know…for reasons.
7. I was already messed up by this picture before I read the caption. Now I’m way more upset.
I also hate how true this is. Why did I put so many pennies in my mouth as a kid?
8. Just because you can do something doesn’t mean you should.
Pickles are foul abominations, even before you think of mashing them up with anything else. I know some of you are die-hard pickle fans, and I will physically fight each and every one of you.
9. I’m sorry, what in the world is on that plate?
One of those things had best be made out of or come out of a dinosaur for it to cost anywhere near that much.
10. This is the kind of thing I would only do to my worst enemy if they wronged me, or to my siblings if they were in the same room as me.
Actually, I’m going to my sister’s place this weekend. I may have to try this out.
11. Oh, that’s how you do it.
I’ve tried to get my pets to become Pokémon by encouraging them to fight each other.
Totally unrelated side note, we have a coworker here at Diply.com who had never seen Pokémon before and, boy, is it ever hard to explain the concept without it sounding like some wild dog fighting operation.
12. God, it’s like you can’t even look at pictures of broken furniture on the internet anymore without them holding secret surprises.
Or, since it’s a cat, I guess you could call it a purr-prise. Yes, I’m standing by that joke.
13. This is genuinely hurting my brain a little bit.
Why so many lights? Why use bulbs that stick this far out of the ceiling? Why do I want to smash all of them with a baseball bat? That last one might just be me working through some stuff, but this is still ridiculous.
14. Imagine already deciding that you want to be a beekeeper when you realize that you’re allergic to bees.
This looks…problematic, and I hope she’s seriously considering a career change. She looks like even watching The Bee Movie could kill her.
15. I do the same thing in my house!
I’ve got these crazy framed pictures that show you what’s outside. Oh wait, never mind. Those are just windows. Move along, there’s nothing to see here. Except my beautiful front yard, that is.
16. As infuriating as this is, I do kind of respect the honesty at work.
It also just kind of drives me bananas whenever I see a price that doesn’t end in .99, but that’s the least of this thing’s problems.
17. I really, really, really want to read this book.
I also want to check out the sequels — The Fire Who Played With Girl and the big finale to the series, The Hornet Who Kicked The Girls’ Nest .
18. This escalated, but it sure didn’t get any less funny.
And I’m sorry, but what kind of a person are you that anybody using the bathroom after you has any idea what you did in there? Like, I get leaving a smell, but that thing should be spotless.
19. If you ever want to know where your relationship is at with a guy, just run at him with a bouquet of flowers.
I all but guarantee that his reaction will tell you what’s up.
20. To be fair, they never said they were going to drive it over, did they?
I also appreciate that the app is shouting the word “walker” for a second time, as if to emphasize the audacity. Or to walk him about Walking Dead vampires.
21. There’s honestly just a bit too much going on here for me to form a proper opinion.
That being said, that ride in the back looks dope, so I’m gonna ride it. Brb.
22. I’ve never been so excited to not see a dog in a picture.
Like, honestly, that could be three rocks, and I wouldn’t be able to tell. Also, can we go back to Polaroids? Those were fun. I loved my JoyCam back in the day.
23. When your avocado decides you’re eating a bit too much fat.
I guess you could say this situation is the pits. Or, you could come up with something more clever than that. Which really shouldn’t be too hard.
24. This is the most tragic cowboy-related picture I’ve seen since that time I recently googled “sad Mason Ramsey.”
Don’t ask me why I was googling that. It’s a bit of a long story.
25. It was supposed to look like a bone, but instead, it looks like…well, a bone, I guess.
They had to know, right? Like, how would you possibly miss this? C’mon, guys.
26. Now I’m not saying that this didn’t happen, but I am saying that something is a little bit sus in this situation.
Now I want to go back and write reviews of all the places that have spurned me.
27. Either somebody got some really good sales, or they’re clearly in love with their delivery guy but haven’t figured out how to tell him yet.
They’re getting all Scott Pilgrim up in here.
28. And now we move on to a sculpture made out of mangled car parts, reminding you not to text and drive.
I feel weird and am just going to ride the bus from now on, K?
29. I honestly haven’t seen a failure this big and blue since my Eiffel 65 tribute band came up short at the Battle of the Bands last year.
Needless to say, we were blue da ba dee da ba daa .
30. If I’ve learned anything from hours spent on WorldStar and watching the movie Nightcrawler*, it’s that you have to be ready at all times to capture the perfect moment.
*I’ve done neither of those things, actually, but I am good at lying on the internet.
31. I’ve got to imagine that whoever accepted this return knew exactly what they were doing, and they were just trying to see if they could get away with it.
Also, imagine the inflation on that. They probably got much less back than they would have liked. Sure, they’re lucky to get anything, but they’re gonna get, like, 42% less shirt than they should have.
32. The patient is escaping!
Well, not really a patient. More like a medical leech. But still escaping, and still super gross. I wonder if they only just noticed, or if they’re just gonna let it do its thing and see how far it gets. That’s what I’d do.
