I know they say that some things are better left unsaid, but honestly, that doesn’t apply to these pictures.
I don’t know how to even begin explaining what you are about to see, mostly because I don’t even know what’s going on in these images. Maybe you can help me out by letting me in on the joke.
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1. Are we just labeling naturally gluten-free things as “gluten-free” just so we can use this ridiculous buzzword as a magic selling feature?
I’m just asking for a friend, I swear.
2. They have elastics for this kinda thing, you know?
And if you don’t know, now you know. There’s really no excuse to wear a small reptile on your head anymore. Now release it and let it live its cold-blooded life in peace.
3. At this point, I’m going to take a wild guess and say these are supposed to look like Nike slippers?
I’m way too old to pretend I understand youth internet culture.
4. If you don’t like man-spreaders, then you’re gonna really hate this guy.
He’s also putting movers out of business, so they hate him, too. I’m sure you can guess that he doesn’t have many friends.
5. If Lady Gaga can’t pull it off, then I don’t think anyone else should even try.
Also, what a good waste of some tasty BBQ. Great, now I’m craving pulled pork.
6. Please tell me he’s the only one who considers terrifying the city with giant spiders an acceptable pastime.
Because if he isn’t, then I’m definitely ready to become a hermit now.
7. I haven’t even tasted this yet, but I don’t even want to.
For starters, it’s artificially flavored. Not to mention that it’s bacon-flavored soda, which is literally disgusting.
Need I say more?
8. So if this isn’t the worst graduation present ever, then I don’t know what is.
Also, this dad is basically the reason why children move far away from home and fake sickness to avoid coming home for the holidays.
9. I’m not sure how many people this slogan had to pass through before it got approved, but I’m gonna go out on a limb and say it wasn’t enough.
But hey, I could be the only one who finds this creepy.
10. Companies will use anything and everything to sell a product now.
Did they think that Rick and Morty lovers would really want to eat Pickle Rick? Not cool at all.
11. Someone needs to call the police before this kid pops and these people are suddenly parents.
I’m not trying to be super judgy, I’m just actually concerned. Aren’t you? I mean, c’mon.
12. Before today, I didn’t know this was a thing and I don’t wanna know why it is.
Just because it’s multi-functional doesn’t make it a good investment, or even a good idea.
13. This is one way to pimp out your new ride.
I’m not sure that you’ll have all the guys swooning, but you’ll definitely have a few crazy cat ladies itching to hitch a ride.
14. Mom is gonna be so mad that you wasted her famous spaghetti.
The only public place it’s acceptable to eat spaghetti is at an Eminem concert, or…never mind, that’s it.
15. At first, I had no idea what was going on, but then I realized this jerk took up an accessible stall when they shouldn’t have.
So now I just feel like they kinda deserve the awkwardness that awaits them.
16. This is why you don’t fall asleep on the beach, especially if you have the worst friends ever.
You just know he’s got little hermit crabs all up in his pants.
