Some people love to parade their moments of idiocy for the whole world to see, wearing them like a badge of honor! And, I guess it’s good to take pride in your work… which is something!
Well, in order to showcase a few of these wonderful people, here are 14+ people who showed their stupid for the world to see!”
“In 5th grade I was worried I would blink and mess up my year book photo.”
Ooft, now that is a picture that won’t go away any time soon! If I’d done this, my parents would bring this up at whatever opportunity they got!
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“They really should have thought this through.”
I bet they get some incredibly weird customers stopping off in there! I also like that the “& more” on the sign only throws up more potential problems!
“My dogs face through her favorite toy.”
Wow, what a…lovely dog you’ve got there! I tell you what: I really wouldn’t like to get in between that dog and that toy!
“Thank you stranger! All three things didn’t get fully sun dried!”
Look, I know that it defeats the purpose of trying to dry the things, but if you walked past this and didn’t tuck that little bear in then you’re a monster!
“Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.”
So, is this technically a tricycle? I think that this little adjustment would also make doing a wheelie quite an interesting experience!
“My mom said this was one of my favorite things to do as a child.”
Surprisingly, there were quite a lot of people saying that they also used to do this! I can’t say I did… Did you?
“After an allergic reaction to walnuts, this is how the doctors labeled me in hospital. People thought I had escaped the psych ward.”
Either that, or someone might have seen this and thought that you just really liked nuts and ended up poisoning you by accident!
“Thailand trolled again. CPR Instructions next to the hotel pool. They haven’t the slightest clue…”
Actually, you never know. This could be exactly what the CPR method in Thailand really is!
“I’m really sorry, they got me driving 14 hours a day in this thing and also I’m a dog!”
And, as one astute person pointed out, you need to be aware that 14 hours is even longer in dog hours!
“A moray eel pictured from the front looks like it has a second face screaming to die.”
I absolutely love this. It looks like it has just walked in on its best friend and its partner in bed together!
“Just don’t…”
Some people just want to watch the world burn, don’t they? What kind of maniac could do this?! Just…why?!
“I’m a grown man, and if I want to make a bacon and egg hot tub for my toast people, then I will!”
You do you, my friend! I think that you could maybe do with trying to make the face on the toast people look a little happier though. They look somewhat terrified at the moment!
“She REALLY didn’t think that through.”
I’m not entirely sure what she intended for this to say… Maybe “Grandpa, ride forever”? It’s coming off a little weird at the moment though to say the least, isn’t it?
“Pulled from the shelf due to […] a minor typo.”
It really is staggering how just one simple letter being changed in something’s name can so drastically change how much you want to eat that thing…
“After he destroys things, he doesn’t even want to acknowledge it.”
In fairness, I can resonate a lot with this dog! I think that this is a perfectly reasonable way to approach your mistakes: complete denial!
“My girlfriend and I have an ongoing argument about which direction the toilet paper roll should face. Today I’ve decided to assert my dominance with a padlock.”
This seems completely ridiculous when you realize that those little balls on the end of the holder quite easily screw off…
“Regret in one face.”
Damn, if your cat is that thirsty, just give it a bottle of water! Don’t be so mean! Although, after being in there, it’ll probably need some damn air more than water!
“Well, that didn’t go as planned…”
I mean, what in God’s name else did you think was going to happen to these doors when the cats got at them?
“I was worried.”
I’m just going to let you all make your judgments on your own for this one, as I have been in this situation so many times that it would be incredibly hypocritical to say anything whatsoever.
“Walking back to my cabin on a cruise ship, and I found these two. I think it’s sweet they did it together.”
There is something unsettlingly romantic about how they have abandoned hope of ever finding their way back to the room together!
“My neighbor didn’t call a taxi last night after the pub…”
Hopefully, this will discourage them from being so stupid as to drink and drive again — not that they should have needed this moment of inspiration in the first place!
They Just Couldn’t Resist!
They tried to explain themselves by saying, “I got home from work and found some wet concrete in my basement from the repair dudes….so I did what any normal human would do and stuck my face in it.”
“Grammar seems to overrated too worry about.”
Every part of me wishes that I could believe that this was their attempt at a joke, but deep down I know that it is just idiocy.
“Tan lines next level.”
If you go out wearing patterned clothing like this, then you have to expect this sort of thing to happen! The sun doesn’t play around with making you look like a tit!
“I’m very mature and only name my smart home devices after their intended purpose.”
Actually, now that I think about it, I think that I will also be referring to the doorbell as the ding-donger from now on.
“Sometimes I do things that only confirm: I am an idiot.”
Sure, this might actually be quite a deceptively simple fix, however, the principal of the thing is much more depressing!
“I work with kids at a summer camp, I also worry about the future…”
Well, you know, turning a bin over is actually pretty difficult, so you can’t really blame them. I mean, you’d have to pick it up and… Look, it’s very difficult, okay?!
“Idiot picked up a snake on the side of the road.”
I don’t know if this is a venomous snake or not, but this looks like it’s gonna do some damage regardless! What on Earth would possess someone to do something like this?!
“My dad made me these ‘decorative trees’ in his workshop for Christmas.”
I’m not sure what’s worse: if your dad doesn’t know what these look like, or if he does.
“Thought my Amazon app was frozen, guess not.”
And this, everyone, is a lesson in always checking your email. This never would have happened if you had checked those confirmations.
“Some stores [know] exactly what the majority of their customers are like.”
Customers really do have a warped sense of time. They think an hour blinks by in 10 minutes and don’t bother to check. That, or they can’t read.
“My wife’s 1st auction buy. She thought she was buying 1 box for $10.”
Surely if you wanted one box, you could absolutely do with 24! The more the better when it comes to…vintage Playboy magazines.
“Is this really such a widespread problem?”
It isn’t even just that he has the whole basket holder frame, it’s that there’s a huge stack of baskets still on it! How do you not notice?
“I was so preoccupied with the thought of whether or not I could win 10 giant bears from Knott’s Berry Farm, I didn’t stop to think whether I should win 10 giant bears from Knott’s Berry Farm.”
I have no jokes, just more of this legend’s story: “I won all the bears via the unstable rope ladder game. I won them over a period of 6 months. I have some friends that want a bear for their younger sibling or child, so I’ll be giving them away. I will also look into donating the remaining and any future bears I win to a local children’s hospital.”
“My friends mother thought that the croissants would just roll themselves up while cooking.”
I bet chefs and bakers everywhere wish she was right, but alas, pastry baking requires a tiny bit of effort.
“My sister sent my 11 year old nephew to school today with what she thought was a Fresca packed in his lunch.”
He, his class, and his teachers are all in for a fun treat today! That is, if this child can get past the awful first taste of beer. Knowing how kids are, I don’t think he will.
“No seats on the bus? No worries, I’ll bring my own chair.”
Have you ever stood on public transport? It sucks. If you’re willing to bring your own chair, you should.
“My dumb ass thought this said SEXY.”
Pfft, you’d have to have one hell of a dirty mind to think that!
*Wildly nervous laughter
“Was worried about giving cash as a grad gift, but I think this is foolproof.”
Clearly you’ve never met a recent grad. From high school or college. They have no shame. They’re closing a chapter in their lives and want to go out with a bang. No pesky words on paper can stop them.
How Adorable!
Look, I don’t think that anyone is disputing how cute this little fella is, but he sure as hell ain’t no cat!
