No one is completely free from having made bad choices in their life. The world is built upon bad choices…or, well, the internet is largely built on pictures of people’s bad choices at least.
So, from tattoos that will leave your jaw on the floor to people moving a refrigerator in the single most dangerous way possible, here are 15+ people who made some particularly bad choices.
“Don’t Judge!”
Okay, so the text is quite funny, but what I am most confused about is the picture beneath it. What does a hand with an abscess filled with a flea have to do with this quote?
“Resourceful!”
I don’t know who first had the idea to do this, but hats off to you for your ingenuity. I hope they cleaned the equipment before using it to grab chocolate bars though.
*Bloodcurdling Frog Screams*
Sweet child of mine, they look like they are begging for the sweet release of death! You’d be doing them a mercy by devouring them!
Strange Career Choice!
I wonder if he had to go to university to study for a career in this area, or if it something which just came naturally to him?
Speaking From Experience?
“Has someone stood in dog crap? It stinks in here! I’ve checked my shoes and it’s not me.”
“Dave, it’s not your shoes that are the problem…”
“I wonder if this girl has the matching t-shirt?”
Yeah, nothing screams “This girl is humble” quite like getting a massive tattoo with this sentimentality behind it.
“My sister built a snowman using peppermints for the eyes. This is what her husband saw out the window the next morning.”
“Hey, Mr. Snowman, how are you today?!”
*Pained, ear-splitting snowman screams…
“Haha, you’re so funny, Mr. Snowman!”
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“My local middle school trying their best…”
They really should have got one of the younger members of staff or the students to have a glance over this before putting it up. Commas are very important people.
“I baked and decorated a cake for my birthday. I tried to make balloons and ended up with swimming semen on my cake.”
“Can I have a piece that isn’t covered in blue sperm?”
“Steve, for the last time, they’re balloons!”
“Okay… Can I have a piece not covered in balloons then.”
“Our office candy guy left us a note…”
Self control is overrated anyway. If I want to eat a full bag of Sour Skittles every day then I will! I mean, I had to stop due to pains everywhere in my body, but that’s beside the point.
“I’ll say!”
I wonder if they got complaints from Ms. Roberts’ people. I mean, it’s one hell of an unfortunate misprint!
“I think I’ll just knock…”
Yeah, there would be no way that I would be using that “doorbell.” I also don’t want to meet the person who decided that this was what they wanted as a doorbell either.
“Simply what now?”
“We’ve been getting a lot of weirdos in at the moment making some very…strange requests.”
“Do you think it might be the sign?”
“For the last time, I’m not paying for a new sign!”
“Lemme grab some of this while y’all are busy.”
This cat is an expert in seizing the opportunity when it presents itself! Truly, they are the most cunning, and greedy, of creatures.
*Drunken Singing*
It is about time that they banned this song anyway. I don’t know anyone who isn’t sick of hearing drunk people singing this at open mic nights.
“Never Lose Hoop!”
I was so distracted by “Hoop” that I didn’t even notice they spelled “Yourself” wrong at first. What an absolute car crash.
“My poor drunken choice…”
Yeah, as far as bad Pokémon tattoos go, this has got to be one of the worst of all time. So, congrats, I guess!
“An example of poor [footwear] choice here in New Zealand.”
I can imagine anyone who works in health and safety having nightmares about this picture for the rest of their days, waking up in a cold sweat each morning screaming about sandals.
“How to park at a Driving School.”
I think that, based on this parking job, the instructors will know exactly what they need to go over in the first lesson.
“As you can see done fairly well but I raise this question to a lot of what I see on here… ‘Why?'”
Well, if they weren’t forever alone before they got this, they certainly will be now. I hope they like wearing scarves.
