Daily life can get a little bit repetitive and boring sometimes, can’t it? However, fortunately, there are some people out there who try to spice it up for the rest of us.
So, from wildly unexpected Batman appearances to the Duolingo bird getting a little out of hand, here are 14+ people who found ways to make everyday life a little funnier!
“He is made out of just-ICE.”
It looks like Mr. Freeze finally caught the Batman. I’m sure he threw one of his classic lines from Batman & Robin as he froze Batman, perhaps: “Let’s kick some ice!” Yep, that’s a real line from that film.
“Lawn mower for farmers!”
It probably isn’t very fast though and I don’t know any other ride-on lawnmower that have the ability to buck you off.
“We all shall applaud the jellyfish!”
Well, you should either be applauding the jellyfish or praying to the jellyfish Gods. May the jellyfish lord have mercy on your soul.
“I found a box of these business cards in my friend’s basement.”
What hasn’t Gerald Johansen done? The man must be a God damn national hero! I also particularly like that it just says “Light bulbs,” and I don’t know why.
“I would gladly pay the price of my soul for that.”
When you’ve got to go then you’ve got to go! Sure it might be a low price for your soul but it will be worth it!
“There’s a gap in the cabinets because of an angled sink. Countertops get installed on Monday.”
At least this little guy looks happy to be in on the joke, even if it does mean being sealed away alone for who knows how many years! That’s commitment to the bit.
“Downtown Denver.”
Actually, I think that if I encountered this unexpectedly in a dark alleyway I would be pretty damn unsettled!
“I like to walk on opposite footsteps, to make it look like someone has been jumping.”
I love the idea of someone seeing this and thinking, “Finally, someone else has the confidence to walk like this, now I can jump everywhere without fear of being judged!”
“Work hard and maybe, just maybe, one day you’ll become a fartist.”
I feel like the image of one person in a black turtleneck and a beret while sipping overpriced red wine and farting is a pretty good way to describe most modern art galleries. Got ’em!
“Slip given out at one of my local bars if security kicks someone out.”
One other person who had experienced something like this added, “I was at a bar for my 31st birthday, just absolutely [hammered], and the bartender made me a birthday card that said ‘happy birthday you are shut off’. Only time I’ve ever been shut off. I saved the card. It was just a nice, non-dickish way to go about it. And he had every right.”
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“Outside a vet office yesterday — so accurate.”
Sure, you could do all of the important things that you’re meant to be doing, but can you really bring yourself to move your cat? Yeah, thought not.
“My dog saw a squirrel mid-snap, so now I just look like a tired toddler at the end of a day at Six Flags.”
I can only imagine that this was taken a second before this poor guy was dragged out of frame violently by their dog.
“R.I.P. Wile E. Coyote.”
I hate that feeling when you lose your keys in the street somewhere, they’re always a nightmare to find again.
“This sticker on my mom’s car.”
I wonder if the person who owns this car is a true Highlander fan…which means you can watch Highlander 2: The Quickening without wanting to rip your eyes out of your head.
“Have a nice day!”
First they tell us to have a “Good day,” then the tickets say “great day”? What other lies is this dog hiding I wonder, he can’t even get his story straight!
“Well, duh.”
Christ, has there ever been a better film to just chuck on and space out to than 1999’s The Mummy? No, there hasn’t.
“Decisions, decisions…”
It can tough deciding which food to get when there are so many competing brands, and this is something that birds sadly face on a daily basis as well!
“Even Duolingo wants me to die!”
I know that the Duolingo bird can be extremely pushy at times, but this is a step too far even for him!
“Goose got his tags in today. He’s officially in Top Gun.”
I love the idea behind this, but the lack of apostrophe in “it’s” is wildly irritating. Damn it Goose!
“Myself and two coworkers realized we were wearing the same coat. The only option was to zip them into one three person coat.”
And now they must live and work as one in this coat. Their combined intelligence and strength will make them a more efficient worker!
