Sometimes the best jokes are the ones that are hidden right in plain sight, and the following list of deceptively simple yet hilarious jokes are proof of this!
So, without further ado, please enjoy these 14+ clever jokes hidden right under our noses.
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They’d Get My Business!
Well, there are some people out there who value their toes much more than their arms and legs! I mean, they’re all weirdos, but I guarantee they’re out there!
Match Made In Heaven!
Yep, this is indeed real. At least these two tedious sounding places do have a sense of humor!
“Our zoo is under construction.”
Make sure that you don’t feed the construction equipment, whatever you do! It is on a very specific diet!
“My friend, while home from college, trapped a bug under a plastic cup last night. She awoke to this response from her parents.”
It is perfectly okay to not feel psychologically prepared to deal with a bug in the dead of night. Always wait until you are alert and fully awake to deal with them!
“Waiting for me under my windshield wiper!”
They should have stuck some crayons on to it! I’d be mortified if I found one of these on my car!
“Friend of a friend is an artist. Found this both hilarious and brilliant.”
In case anyone was concerned about him, based on the amount of balloons he would need, he is probably fine! Well, physically anyway.
“The company who made this puzzle hid a cat in it.”
One person added, “They are called ‘whimsy’ pieces. Wentworth jigsaws usually contain them, although I do have some old ones (1890’s) that also have them. Just a useless bit of info for you.” The more you know!
Funny Septic Companies 2: Electric Booga-loo!
Since when did septic tank repairmen have such a strong pun game? Is this a prerequisite of working in this industry?
I Guess, If You Say So…
If you want to see unicorns when you’re not on drugs then just head to a zoo where they have rhinos. I mean, they’re close enough, right?
“We had a candidate interview for an IT position today. He literally designed and printed this shirt because he was interviewing on Halloween!”
Fortunately, this little gambit paid off as they ended up hiring this guy! Sometimes it pays to go the extra mile!
“My apartment complex manager has brilliant ideas…”
Wow, and I thought that I had lived under some passive-aggressive landlords before!
“My husband was having a crappy day at work, so I hid over 30 pairs of googly eyes all over the apartment. Some of them he won’t find for a few months.”
This seems like a great idea, except for the eyes that are stuck on the razor blades! I feel like this can only end in disaster!
“Found this under my bed at a hotel!”
Hmm, but now I’m just wondering how long that card has been under there for… Maybe they’re just trying to throw you off!
Always Use The Stairs!
This is why I only live in places that have detachable stairs. There really is nothing better at fighting fires!
“This man is under no illusions about his choice of vehicle.”
Nope, not even this level of self-awareness makes it okay for someone to drive one of these abominations.
“Some evil genius put clap activated on a broken dryer. Yes, I fell for it more than once…”
The janitor must be very confused as to why there is just a constant sound of clapping coming from this washroom, all day every day!
“Added a save button to my office.”
It’s good to know that there are people out there who actually still have some floppy disks lying around!
Wendy’s Secret Ingredient!
“Hi, can I get a Baconator?”
“Yep, which employee would you like it made out of?”
“Err…any?”
“Dave, looks like your number is up back there!”
“Saw this at a bar I went to today (look at the serial number).”
Just in case you’re in a bathroom but forgot what a urinal is for, this one is here to help!
“I found a very rare fossil on my walk today.”
This does beg the question, thousands of years from now when archaeologists dig up stuff like this, what will they think it was for?
“Saw this card in a shop today.”
The happiness of this accident really depends on the recipient, but this is a great card either way!
“Saw this cutie pie on the side of the highway this morning.”
Yeah, I guess this sign is kinda cute. Tall and clean…oh. Wait, no, I get it now, okay.
“My wife found this in a parenting book, we have toddler triplets.”
The bright side to this is now you have three children to take revenge on, three people to change your diapers, etcetera.
“Honest window sticker I saw today.”
At least it’s not three financial burdens like the family in the last picture!
“Saw this at my local car wash.”
I really like the wording of this. It makes it sound like the killing of bugs with your car is intentional and planned, like you have a vendetta against them.
“Friend of mine saw this in traffic the other day. He was Furious.”
On a scale from, say, one to eight, how furious would you say he was? And how fast?
“Saw this on my way home from work.”
What, is he supposed to stuff her in a bag? That’s not very nice. Besides, she has a helmet on! This is totally safe!
“Just found this. First accurate fortune I’ve ever gotten.”
It might not tell me anything about my fortune, but it’s a nice reminder.
“Saw this on the board in class today.”
Casual-dehyde’s got some style. Where can I get that shirt?
“Neighbors built a new fence and nailed the dog accessibility requirements.”
If that dog’s name isn’t Laika, I don’t wanna hear it.
“We asked him to take a picture of my wife and I in front of the red bow in Vienna. This is what we found among other pictures when we got back home.”
Hopefully you also got your pictures in front of the Red Bow. If you did, then this is great! That woman in the back really adds some flavor to the shot.
“Found this in a family friend’s kitchen. They have kids.”
Can the kids read yet? No? No problem then. Get out your anger while you can.
“Found in the kitchen of my local breakfast place. My kids couldn’t understand why I was laughing.”
I spent so long trying to figure out what the “Weapon Of Choice” pun was here before realizing I was looking far too deep into this very simple pun!
“I found this card at a store around the corner from me and just had to take a photo.”
This is funny, but…what on earth is this a card for?
“Brilliant sewage company slogan…”
As great as that is, being reminded of what is sloshing around all over the place inside of that truck is making me nauseous.
