Humanity has a strange relationship with alcohol. We know that it is bad for us and that it makes us do stupid things, and yet every week so many people go out and let wine, beer, and spirits cool their weary soul!
And, while it may make you feel better for a while, the hangover the next day will be severe and unforgiving! So, if you’ve woken up with a relentless hangover today, here are 14+ drinking tweets to cure your hangover… you’re welcome!
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I Guess I’ll Have A Cocktail Then!
I like this girl’s style! I might just start ordering soft drinks that I know places don’t have so that when they tell me they don’t have it I can sigh and say, “Oh, well I guess I better just have the cocktail list them!”
Are We Human? Or Are We Dancer?
It is very unnerving how much that inflatable clown captures the exact shapes that I throw when I’ve had a few too many pints of Guinness.
A Marriage Made In Heaven
And yes, I mean the nightclub Heaven where you can get 5 shots for £5, not the religious concept of course — drinks are much more expensive there anyway.
Who Am I?
This sounds like the plot to a late 90s stoner flick, and one that I would definitely watch at that!
Wine Aficionado
Personally, I’m a big fan of a [looks at bottle with gewurztraminer written on it]… I’m not even going to try and pronounce that.
Bathroom Break!
I am in absolutely no position to laugh at anyone for this as I am constantly having to go to the bathroom on a night out… it’s quite worrying actually!
“What Are You Talking About?”
It is important to make sure that your friends aren’t talking about something embarrassing that you did more than anything!
How Did I Get Here?
The alcohol fairies are to thank for getting you home all of those times that you can’t remember how you made it home.
Be Vewy Vewy Quiet!
No one wants to have to answer questions when they’re rotten drunk! Just let your kids go to bed, and then grill them in the morning.
When You Transcend Your Drunken Body
Oh, Gwyneth, what are you up to now? I would love to spend a week in Gwyneth Paltrow’s head, it seems like it would be more trippy than any drug on the planet!
Be More Like Paul Rudd
No matter how bad your hangover is this morning, rest assured that you don’t feel as bad as Paul Rudd did the morning after this video was taken!
We’re Going To Get Through This
There are few feelings more unsettling than that sensation when you lie down and look at the ceiling only for it to start spinning around. Would it really be so much more difficult for the world to send me a letter saying, “You’re gonna throw up, better head to the toilet”?
The Greatest Gift Of All
Alas, that sinking feeling when you know that you have left your phone and wallet in a bar is so uniquely crushing. The alcohol fairies are not always benevolent!
Spread The Love!
I never really thought that I could be a hippie, but the idea of a summer of love…ing wine is something that I could definitely get on board with!
Waka Waka Waka!
Wow, that took a dark turn really fast! In fairness, I’d probably rather play this game than actual PacMan, that game drives me insane!
