We are all confronted with unbelievable things at unexpected moments throughout our life. I mean, who would have guessed that Jared Leto, king of the asshats, would ever win an Oscar? I know this is old news but it sill blows me away.
Anyway, to show off some other weird and wonderful moments, here are 14+ moments that make us go, “That’s one in a million.”
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“Truck goes over bridge, is saved by safety chains hooked up to RV.”
I wonder if the driver of that truck’s blood-pressure ever went below dangerously high levels after this incident.
“RIP Pete!”
Of all of the ways to go at work, no one thinks that they’ll go by velociraptor attack. Well, unless you work with velociraptors, in which case it is quite likely.
“I wanted to ask why, but they ran off before I had the chance.”
It’s a shame they ran off, as we could finally have put this agonising question to bed! If only!
“This shouldn’t be funny, right?”
“Look, it’s an empty carpark, just pick any spot you want, no worries.”
“Okay.”
“Any spot at all…any spot. Sandra, Jesus, you’re getting a little close to that lamppost!”
“My last chance…”
What a great way to go out of this world on a high, looking hotter than you could ever have imagined! And yes, I am shallow enough to find a positive in that.
“Think there’s still a chance to redeem this 27 years later?”
I cannot see why they wouldn’t! Time for Nintendo to start coughing up the classic Snes again…actually, I think that they did this already now that I think about it.
“Was swiping at the dispensary when I looked up and saw the girl I was about to swipe on.”
This is pretty unbelievable, but she really needs to get more than one outfit by the looks of things!
“Chances of getting killed by a horse inside a building are low…but never zero.”
I particularly love how the horse is looking like it is saying, “Yeah, man, I’m just as confused by this situation as you are.”
“My five year old’s leprechaun trap checks out.”
Yep, this all seems completely above board! I can’t say that I like their chances of catching anything in this though.
“I unintentionally smudged KFC grease on a reciept, revealing a redback spider from an ad on the other side. Heart missed a beat when I took it from my wallet.”
Christ, that is pretty realistic for an advert. I would have thrown that wallet if I’d have found this.
“Pulled over today to take a photo of an unlikely pair.”
“Dave, can you believe there is another person taking a picture of us?”
“Just ignore them, we’re not doing anything wrong!”
“I shouldn’t have to.”
“Isn’t it amazing how I knew you were there before you rang the bell…?!”
“The door is made of glass and I saw you ‘hiding’ behind it.”
“Nooooo, it was maaaaaagic!”
“What are the chances.”
I mean, it’s actually not hard to work out the chances, but that kind of thing is for nerds… A characteristic which I for no valid reason am excluding myself from.
“I shouldn’t have fed that one duck yesterday.”
But if they don’t feed all of these ducks then that one duck is going to look like a liar for telling all of the other ducks that there was free food here!
“I do things axe backwards…”
I don’t think that I have ever seen anyone look so smug about something that was complete luck before.
“Car accident in Belgrade during quarantine…”
Christ, how is this even possible. Someone also asked, “[Did they] Have to exchange insurance information via paper airplanes”?
The Glitch…
Well, now I’m just waiting for hundreds of low-quality CGI Hugo Weavings to come flying into the shot and start bouncing around.
“Unlikely pairing found on the road in Texas.”
Someone suggested that it actually means “Tree hogger,” which would make a lot more sense than the alternative!
“So this happened to me today…”
I cannot tell whether this bird is trying to be like a helpful Disney bird or if this is a really cute mugging?
