No matter how much we see in life, there is always stuff that can catch us by surprise and baffle us in new ways! It’s one of the best things about being alive!
And, in order to shed light on a few examples of these moments, here are 14+ miracle moments that we can’t believe!
“Bloke survived an arrow shot while filming the person firing it at him.”
I would love to have seen the video that lead up to this! I can imagine that this person’s heart rate is still dangerously high with no view to returning to normal.
“Today I witnessed the miracle of birth on the way home from work.”
Just push a little more! And would you look at that, it’s a Nissan! And look, it’s already beeping its horn!
“Unbelievable but true.”
Right, so I’m actually quite annoyed by this one, because apparently this is quite common. However, I’ve never had this happen in my garden! I mean, I live in the city and don’t have a garden…but still!
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“Not sure what happened here… Hopefully a miracle.”
Either that or this is actually haunted and as soon as you stop looking at it it’s going to carry on walking around.
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And, I’m sure that he’s really a very safe and excellent driver…but maybe you should keep a bit back just in case.
“My family is pretty odd. Tonight, my mom hired an Elvis impersonator and didn’t tell anyone about it.”
Look at her face on the couch over there, giggling away and watching as her family squirm while being forced to endure an Elvis Presley impersonator.
“Lucky car owner in Rubizhne (Ukraine) after yesterday’s rain.”
I mean, it might not be as lucky as getting two fruit roll-ups in one packet, but it’s not too bad!
“We did it Pen-Bro. We beat the odds. Through dropping you in lectures to lending you out to friends, we made it from beginning to end.”
I just assumed that after you’d used a Biro pen for about a month, they would just kind of wander off into the wilderness to seek out a new life.
“Bird lands on a book about itself.”
“Hey, human, if you give me a handful of seed I’ll sign this book for you!”
“Ummm what?”
If there has ever been someone that could be described as “sweating profusely” then it is the person sitting in that Nissan Sentra!
“I’ve seen a lot [in] this life, but never a smoking Corolla using a selfie stick.”
This pretty accurately sums up how I feel most mornings: like a shattered crappy vehicle destroying itself further every day with poor life choices.
“Never before have I seen a man so manly and simultaneously so fabulous.”
Jesus Christ. What agony must that man put himself through to have a body like that, and, well…why? Sure, he looks alright, but when did he last have an Oreo?
“Fork This Tyre In Particular!”
If everyone with a “fork in the road” joke could kindly keep it to themselves then that would be greatly appreciated.
“My friend’s bakery was making Easter bunnies with M&M centers. Never have I seen such horror.”
I guess, if you’re looking at it on the positive side, you can repurpose these for Halloween?
“These burned out lights perfectly align.”
“Dave, when I told you to fix the sign, I meant to fix the bulbs that were out and not break the bulbs on the other side to balance it out!”
“It works, doesn’t it?!”
“I’ve waited so long for this moment.”
And yes, there will be a prize for your best why did the chicken cross the road joke! Let me know your entry in the comments below! (Disclaimer: There is no prize…)
“2 months ago we started fostering a dog named Frank… At least we thought he was a dog.”
So, what I’m getting from this situation is that this dog is actually two cats in a dog suit, trying the same sort of thing as two kids in an overcoat trying to get into an 18+ movie.
“Just keep humming the Mission Impossible theme, it’s gets funnier.”
“Guys, can you give me a hand here please?”
“Ha! Look at this stupid rat. Let’s take a picture and sing Mission Impossible at him!”
“I hate my life.”
“All flights in Portugal were cancelled, except for my dad’s.”
Can you imagine being on that one flight? Just sporting a hideously cheesy grin amongst a field of melancholy!
“Not my finest moment…”
I’m quite amazed that the yolk didn’t break! If they can fish it out at some point in the future they might be able to salvage it for something. Maybe use it as a marble?
“‘This is impossible!’, Daughter encountered her first repeating decimal.”
What an amazing way to keep a child occupied for hours right here! Just keep handing the kid pieces of paper and going, “You’ll get there soon!”
“Miracles do happen!”
So much of me is telling me that this has to be a lie… And yet, a large part of me also wants this to be possible! No one likes the yellows anyway!
“In case of miracle…”
The idea of smashing glass around an easily tearable condom seems pretty safe if you ask me!
“Bought my mom this mug years ago and waited for this exact moment to finally happen.”
I think that I’d need one for my mother that just read, “Wherever you found this, please return it to mom as she is doubtless looking for it!”
“I just got 2 rolls in one package.”
Somewhere, out there in the world, at the same time that this person opened this one, there was another person crushingly disappointed when they opened an empty one!
“I’ve seen a lot of wildlife this spring but this one takes the cake!”
“Right, everybody remain calm. We’ll get out of this situation if we all work together!”
“I’m just going to wobble you both off…”
“Dear God, Allan, don’t do that! There has to be a more graceful way out of this!”
“I might only get one shot to be on Google Earth, and I did not miss it.”
I have now decided that I will dedicate my life to following around the Google car flipping it off in a desperate attempt to be like this hero.
“My milk will never expire!”
Whoever did this just solved world hunger and food waste. If we date everything for February 30, it’ll never go bad! Infinite food for everyone!
“Never ask your dad to bring you stuff at school.”
You thought you could trust a dad to not take any opportunity to embarrass his child? That’s on you.
“The best way to never lose luggage.”
The more embarrassing the photo, the better. Get that feather boa and balloon hat on. We have a photoshoot in our future.
“My mom complained I never used her housewarming gift.”
I have one of these and I have also never used it. Moving something from a box to a container just to eat/use it regardless always seemed like too much work to me.
“My 7 year old son’s brilliant way to never lose the only key he has for this lock.”
Riiight, your “son,” definitely not you who did this during a lapse of judgment (I won’t tell, it’s okay).
“Why? Just…why?”
This makes me uncomfortable and upset in ways I can’t describe. Well, I can describe it. It’s creepy and it sucks.
“My husband has a glass or two of wine the night before his days off. It never fails, he falls asleep half way in to glass number two.”
He also evidently only wears one color of shirt. A simple man, but one who knows what he likes.
“Never give up on your dreams.”
Honestly, Daniel? Me too. I haven’t reached that goal yet, but I have many years ahead. Owls will carry me away yet.
“My GPS took me 20 miles out of the way for a ‘restaurant’.”
I don’t mean to alarm you, but I think your GPS is in cahoots with someone who definitely wants to murder you. This is a murder spot.
“The laser-engraving Facebook group I belong to just realized it could troll the ‘Jesus is a miracle worker’ groups.”
No, there’s no way that our lord appearing in toast could be a lie! There is only one explanation…and that is that God is operating that machine directly!
“No way I’ll be sticking around for this product demonstration.”
Not sure which is worse, a solo demonstration or one that requires a volunteer.
“We saved a turtle crossing the street. The turtle decided to thank us in a odd way.”
It’s not very often that you see a tortoise urinate on a good Samaritan! And there is a sentence that I never thought I’d be able to say!
“I just went to Costco for one thing and succeeded.”
Which of these miracle moments did you find to be the most miraculous? Be sure to let me know in the comments below.
