Human beings are good at making things that are highly specific and only really useful in one (highly specific) context.
I mean, it’s cool when something is multi-functional, but isn’t it even cooler when something is aggressively single-functional?
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Skulls in your coffee.
If you’re the kind of person who likes lots of sugar in your coffee — and skulls are part of your whole aesthetic — these sugar skulls are for you.
Wrapped for safety.
I don’t know why this Reese’s mini cup was surrounded by seventeen wrappers but it seems like a good option for anyone who hates getting chocolate on their hands.
The tiniest taco.
You know how two-bite brownies are a thing? I want to make half-bite tacos a thing, too. Just look at how cute it is!
Word to the wise.
Go ahead and follow this car if you want, but the license plate makes things perfectly clear: this car is NSFW so do so at your own risk.
Phew…
I often feel anxiety when trying to put together a piece of furniture, so little reassuring messages like this are most welcome.
Cheesy warmth.
If you’re ever in an emergency situation where you’re cold but have Babybel cheese, just know that you can make candles out of the wax.
The opposite of spooky.
Ask anyone who has their own ghost story and they’ll probably tell you that life would have been easier if they had a realtor like this.
These bowls are nuts.
Fans of pistachios and peanuts would probably appreciate these bowls that have a built-in system for storing discarded shells.
New! Improved?
I love the ‘new’ sign above this speed limit, if only because it makes the new speed limit seem futuristic and exciting.
Under the limit.
A suitcase with its own built-in weighing system seems like a dream for anyone who travels frequently. Those overweight charges sure ain’t cheap.
A new way to look at things.
People with red-green colorblindness see the world differently. The world isn’t usually built to accommodate colorblindness but occasionally, it will cater to this population.
The shade train.
This park has a complex system of benches on miniature train tracks, all so they can be shifted in and out of the shade.
Can’t lose this one.
Having a remote the size of a large hardcover book might seem a tad unnecessary, but this would be a dream for anyone who constantly loses their remote.
Step by step.
It can be intimidating to get into the guts of a computer, but this printed circuit board eliminates some of the guesswork by numbering each screw in the sequence it should be unscrewed.
Don’t forget.
If, like me, you only have a vague idea of when you last replaced your tires, this built-in tire wear gauge would be a godsend.
Easy lifting.
These biscuits come tightly wrapped but they’re still easy to remove from the packaging thanks to this built-in lifting notch.
Pocket sized.
Do you ever want to show off your academic credentials but don’t want to carry your full diploma around? This is for you.
Okay then.
I like lasagna as much as the next guy so I don’t want to shame anyone for buying a pre-made lasagna sandwich.
The new velcro.
I have no idea how this fastener works because I’ve never seen one in the real world, but it definitely looks intriguing.
KFC exception.
I wonder if you could make an illegal left turn, but get out of a traffic ticket by saying you were trying to access KFC.
