When things seem bleak, you can always tell yourself it’s always darkest before dawn. But if dawn is taking its sweet time to get here, you can pass the time with these funny pics.
Camo that works.
I’m not surprised that top-secret U.S. government cloaking technology appears to be making inroads. I’m a little surprised that the first place we’ve seen it is on a random passed-out dude in a random tent somewhere.
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The smell of Friday night.
I’m not sure if it was truly B.O. and weird carpets, but Blockbuster Video absolutely had a smell. Netflix is super convenient and better in almost every way, but it has no smell — and therefore, no heart.
Utter catastrophe.
“Found a 15 year old photo and my mom is trying to deny the fact that she used sharpie on the flash in our cats’ eyes,” writes the Redditor who posted this awesome image.
Don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos.
Politics are divisive by nature, but come election season, there’s a weird phenomenon where everybody gets on the same page of apathy and just gives in to the knowledge that it doesn’t ever seem to matter.
And stay out.
If you had any doubts from the polite, yet strongly worded sign on the door, there’s a beefy, angry cat at the door. He doesn’t like dogs, and he doesn’t like you either.
Snug as a bug.
Cats love to get into ridiculously cramped spaces, and if those spaces include plastic shrink-wrap, it’s just that much better. It doesn’t do anything for their looks, but they love it all the same.
She’s not *that* old.
This grandmother is celebrating her 101st birthday, so she’s still a few centuries short of being a millenium old. This is what happens when you tell the cake boss, “She’s one-hundred-and-one.”
Keep them out.
The Area 51 raid happened for real, and while it was mostly edgelords and meme makers, a few people showed some intelligence. This guy smartly wore his tinfoil hat so the aliens can’t read his thoughts, or something.
Technically correct.
There aren’t too many ways to make donuts sound like a healthy choice, but this jaunty little sign just found one. I mean, when it’s put that way, I’ll grab a dozen.
A picture says a thousand words.
I like how easy it is to envision what played out here. A cyclist saw a fresh patch of sidewalk, decided to take it, swerved wildly in the soft cement, and eventually had to give up.
Me too.
This kid knows what’s up. It’s nice to have some help from a friend or loved one, but they can’t help you the way a golden-fried Buffalo wing can during a time of need.
When life gives you expensive Apples
You make, uh, lemonade? Seriously though, this guy gets it. If a whole bunch of cameras and a half-eaten apple logo are all it takes to be cool, he’s got his bases covered.
Really makes you think.
Tacos are the perfect meal for literally every occasion that’s ever happened. If we truly mess up our planet, where will we get our tacos? This is the most pressing issue of our time.
Pelt of belts.
This is kind of the human equivalent of one of those doors that has way more locks than it needs to. Maybe he’s the kind of guy who’ll give a stranger the belt off his waist.
Poignant.
For most people, losing Uncle Ben means losing a series of delicious instant rice products. It’s devastating, but not insurmountable. But for Spider-Man, losing Uncle Ben is a little more serious.
Puppers all float down here.
This is cute and a little bit weird. I like it. It’s also a lot safer than that weird trend of people dressing up as creepy clowns a few years back.
Flaunt it if you’ve got it.
Sure, we’re a couple hundred years away from Riverside, Iowa becoming an important place in the history of space, but at least the local chamber of commerce is already prepared.
How can I share it?
I’d like to heed this post’s request, but I see no icons to touch. Also, where’s my friends list? How do I tag people? Is this what real life is really like?
Burn.
This is either an art installation that makes you laugh, then cry a little, or it’s the most unfortunate ad placement (and ad rippage) of all time.
Send it back to the chef.
You’re looking at the split second after a frog has tried to eat a bug, found it gross, and flicked it away in disgust. It’s definitely worth watching the full video of this one.
