13+ Times People Didn’t Get The Last Laugh

Getting the last laugh is one of the most important things in life. I mean, it’s not like life is a competition but… oh what am I talking about, life absolutely is a competition!

However, just as there are people who manage to get that much-sought-after last laugh, there are plenty of people who sadly don’t! And so, with that in mind, here are 13+ times that people really didn’t get the last laugh!

“So the pizza guy fell in my fish pond last night…”

Apparently, the person who posted this’ sister had ordered the food and forgot to put the lights on for the poor delivery guy. I hope they tipped him well!

“My 3.5 year old ran inside to go to the bathroom, but apparently took a detour for a fistful of brownies. There’s literally a handprint in the middle of the pan.”

I’ve got a lot of respect for this kid that they eat brownies by the fistful. However, that’s only okay to do if you’re the only one eating the brownies!

“I told my students that if almost all of them did an online test they could choose my facial hair.”

Look, it is far from a good style; but, if I’m really honest, I think he’s kind of rocking it! Anyone agree with me?

“So my buddy fell off the roof the other day.”

There were a lot of people asking if the friend was okay so that they would laugh at this guilt-free, and the person who posted this updated them by writing, “I checked with him. He’s fine, he just slid down to the edge.”

“Wife asked for ice cream. Hers is beans. I’m a terrible person.”

Sure, this seems like it going to be hilarious right now; however, once she takes a bit of those refried beans, you’re truly in for it!

“I Hate Online Tests!”

For things that are supposed to be incredibly smart, computers spend an inordinate amount of time being completely dense!

“This clay sculpture fell perfectly flat on its face, and looks pissed about it.”

He doesn’t look too happy about having been dropped himself! I can’t imagine how the artist’s face looked though!

“Photographer fell down while taking a wedding picture, here’s the picture he ended up taking.”

I love how you can see the range of emotions. There are some who are concerned for the person falling, and others who are clearly psychopaths and couldn’t care any less. Looking at you, three from the left!

“Had a procedure done and the last thing I remember before going under was the Dr. laughing.”

I like that this person found the situation funny; however, my fear of them accidentally getting confused and cutting off the leg would absolutely take over! Imagine waking up with a leg gone and just having to think, “Well, at least the doctor got a good laugh out of it!”

Sleeps With Wolves

This person explained, “My 7 yr old daughter’s answer to last nights homework assignment probably isn’t gonna win me any parenting awards, but I got a pretty good laugh out of it”!

“I fell for it…”

“Three copies. Three copies. Three copies, Three copies, Three copies, Three copies…”

“Dave, I think it might be a j—”

“Alan, please be quiet, I’m trying to get it to recognise my voice. Three copies. Three copies…”

“This baby elephant that fell down a ditch in India looks a little embarrassed.”

“Nope, nothing to see here, definitely no need to take any photos, but a normal elephant doing normal elephant things!”

“This place charged me $2.25 just out of spite.”

Christ, can you imagine if service employees could actually add “Spite” charges onto bills. No one would be able to afford to go out to eat!

“Our town constructed the tallest lighted Santa in the country. It fell over today.”

Dammit, looks like Santa is hammered again. It’s all that damn booze and cookies that people leave out!

“Janet M made sure she got the last laugh.”

Cancel everything, looks like Janet M. really got the last laugh on the rest of us! I like the way this person managed to get their feet in it as well!

“My dog fell asleep under my daughter’s pillow and nearly gave me a heart attack.”

Dude, whatever you’re feeding your dog, you need to stop! This is also what can happen if you tell your dog they’re a good boy too often, they get too big headed.

“She was being so quiet, we thought she fell asleep. Nope, just silently applying butt paste to her face.”

Never trust a silent child! Odds are they are doing something messy, or trying to inadvertently kill themselves somehow! I have no idea what “Butt paste” is either but apparently, according to the person who posted this, “It’s a brand of diaper rash cream.”

“It just fell right off.”

They should have used Gorilla glue to apply the damn sticker! That stuff is so strong it could have held together my fractured heart after my ex smashed it to pieces with an ice pick!

“My roommate fell asleep at the library so I put 50 Shades of Grey in front of him.”

Just wait until this person manages to get a date out of this with some girl who is a big fan of the books… actually, that will never happen. I tried this very specific technique for years in college and it never worked.

“At Waffle House my friends asked our waiter to take a picture of us. He made us do different poses then left laughing… Every picture he took was like this.”

This is a classic. I mean, I’d love to do this but I can’t stand having my picture taken, so the idea of doing it for a stranger for the sake of a joke is never going to happen!

“I too, was disappointed.”

The fact that we live in a world where people don’t readily know about different forms of nautical equipment is one of the main reasons why I despair of this planet!

“My 8 year old came running up the beach yelling ‘I found $100’. I ran to see. I was disappointed, he was super happy.”

It speaks to my mental age that I first thought, “Who on Earth would leave lego at the beach?”

“The kids were disappointed, but the wife and I laughed all the way back to our hotel room.”

I know that it is probably just a joke, but it would be a long time before I would be able to get back in that pool!

“Visiting parents, fell asleep with my weed on the coffee table. Found this in the AM near my bed. My dad is 70+.”

Looks like your dad had a good time at least. That is also the most wonderfully janky Pepe the Frog printing job!

“I’ve never been more disappointed.”

That’s a little lacking on the “shortcake” side of things right there! This is why people grow up to have trust issues.

“You can tell who my real close friends are by their facial reactions as I fell on the dance floor.”

I mean, there really is nothing funnier than seeing one of your close friends falling over is there?

“My buddy lost in the fantasy hockey pool this year. His punishment did not disappoint.”

I’ve never been in a fantasy sports league because I’m far too competitive… yep, that’s definitely the reason and not the fact that I know absolutely nothing about sports.

“Kangaroo fell over right when I snapped this pic.”

Ah, another one of God’s majestic creatures demonstrating the beauty and gracefulness of nature.

“A girl I work with posted this on snapchat.”

Dammit Kelis, you lied to us all! Truly, it is the greatest lie in all of human history.

“Buddy of mine noticed a he had a stowaway 10000 ft above Iowa today.”

I can imagine that this little snake was holding onto that wheel tighter than it had ever held on to anything before in its life!

Aye aye, captain!

So apparently a torn-up bra was perfect for protecting this horse’s infected eye while also allowing him to see, but they really couldn’t do anything to make it a little cooler?

The crown really tops it all off.

Aw man, buddy doesn’t even look excited to be celebrating. You’ve got a cool hat, a funny sign, you’ll make people laugh, it’s a good day!

This is a picture of me opening up to new people.

How could you do this, packaging company? They just want their beans, that’s all.

A restaurant employee tried their hand at a cute chalk sign.

The bear didn’t turn out great but that little croissant looks pretty good!

The way this knife broke through this glass.

Not only are you out a glass, but there was no fanfare, no excitement to it. How anticlimactic.

And what do we say to the marker of death?

This tree believes strongly in its right to personal property and wasn’t going to let anyone, dead or alive, infringe on that.

A tale as old as time.

So a guy playing fetch with his dog gets the ball stuck in a tree, right? His answer? Try to get it out with the ball thrower. Because that has a super high success rate.

An owl flew into this door.

I can practically hear this image. I’m sure he made a fine recovery but still, ouch.

No journalism school in the world could prepare you for this.

Hey, if you didn’t want to get his with a metric ton of Gatorade, you shouldn’t have gone into sports journalism then, I guess.

And this is why we always read the measurements when buying things online.

All I can think while looking at this is how badly I want to make little baby pancakes with that pan.

Looks more like a toad.

The ‘frog bread’ thing has gotten pretty popular, but of course not everyone’s’ results are turning out great.

Not every pet pic can be perfect.

I don’t think there’s a good way to hold a dog that big without it looking at least a little silly. He doesn’t seem too impressed either.

Apparently this pigeon flew into class and just stood on this sleeping student for a while.

This is like adding insult to injury but it’s just adding insult to insult. Adding consequences to mistake. Adding pigeon to nap.

After trying to grow their own potatoes, this user learned a lesson in expectations.

When life gives you tiny potatoes, make tiny french fries.

This user found a tin of 100-year-old coupons someone was saving up.

It seems they were pretty diligent about saving them to, but now we all must live on knowing this person never got their standard talking machine. A tragedy.