I don’t know how to do a lot of things. If my computer messes up or my eyelid starts getting swollen, I have, at best, a 50/50 shot of doing anything about it.
Sure, I’ll try fixing stuff myself every once in a while. But more often than not, my attempts end up being total failures that create more problems for the person who eventually helps me fix it.
But if any of this sounds familiar, don’t worry. Apparently, there’s a whole different level of clueless out there.
1. I’m no big shot CEO, so maybe that’s why I’m having trouble understanding why CVS gives you a yard of receipt, no matter what you buy.
If this person bought the whole truck there, that’d be one thing, but they just got those two packs of Life Savers.
Like, why?
2. I’m sure this will seem like the shock of the century, but this person was pulled over for unsafe driving.
I’ll save you the bizarre scavenger hunt and tell you those pliers are somehow supposed to be the steering wheel and that bucket is the seat.
Yeah…
3. This guy isn’t the first to get the brilliant and not-at-all unsafe idea of mixing spray cans and lighters, but hopefully, he’ll be the last.
A lot of things in this world work great as DIY projects, but flamethrowers aren’t one of them.
4. Seriously, did this guy’s parents never tell him to play with the lonely kid growing up?
And sure, that bulldog probably eats as many boogers as that lonely kid in middle school did. But in this situation, so do all the other popular dogs.
So there’s no excuse for you not to invite the doggo over, man.
5. That meat better be super delicious because this dude is basically guaranteeing that he’s not gonna like his haircut.
My mom once smoked up the whole house when she made cannolis and my eyes burned just from watching TV.
So imagine how hard the barber’s job is now.
6. I don’t know, wearing something that’s both impossible to take off and on wheels seems like playing life on hard mode.
Unless you’ve got someone around to pull the cowboy skates off, that’s an adventure that’s starting at the front door and ending in the backyard.
7. Unless this is some kind of cruel joke, we may have just discovered someone who’s never seen a soap dispenser before.
Well, either that, or they figure the bathroom’s warm enough to melt this thing eventually.
8. OK, I’ll allow that this is a pretty good prank, but whoever did it is still holding an L if they ever want this cutout back.
For all of you aspiring jokesters out there, don’t underestimate people’s fight-or-flight instincts. It leads to punched-out Mr. Beans.
9. I’ll admit I don’t know this person’s situation, but I really don’t see how this is worth it to save $20 on a U-Haul.
They can obviously kiss that lamp goodbye, but I think we can count writing “fragile” on that box as trolling themselves.
10. Some of you might roll your eyes at my “life school” idea, but look at this picture and tell me it’s not a necessity.
I think we’ll need a unit that teaches how to care for your life and three units on how not to pointlessly endanger it.
11. I guess acknowledging the problem is the first step to solving it, but it’s also the last step to avoiding it entirely.
Because I’m sorry, but the sticker’s not really that awesome. If you replace it with one that says, “This sticker shouldn’t exist,” nothing changes.
12. That’s a dumb reason to call the cops, but at least it involved more contact than “having a barbecue” or “sitting at Starbucks.”
Basically, if you just have one cop change into a striped shirt and send them over with a rule book, you’ve solved the problem.
13. I’m not sure if we can completely blame this on the strawberries, but that pizza looks about as unappetizing as one can get.
I can only conclude that the big problem with putting strawberries on pizza is that the delivery driver will drop it in disgust.
14. I hate sun glare as much as the next guy, but somebody needs to realize people hate being rear-ended a lot more.
Seriously, how do they even know where they’re going? Are they just following the GPS directions really precisely?
Ask Michael Scott how well that works.
15. There are a lot of angry questions we want to ask with raised voices here, but I’m focusing on the important one.
If they went to the trouble of bringing a couch here, why aren’t they sitting on it?!
Oh yeah, and don’t block streets or something.
16. This statement may be facepalm-worthy, but on the plus side, it means a bunch of people would never have to acknowledge their 30th birthday.
We’re not gonna encourage a brainfart of this caliber, though. So we’ll just pretend we had that idea all along.
17. This is the only time I’d actually hope whoever made this hated me, because the alternative is so much sadder.
But even then, I think I’d just prefer they flip me off instead of taking my order. At least I could get that part for free.
18. I don’t know where this city is, but we can all rest easy knowing that it’s made with the careful planning of their top minds.
If nothing else, it’ll probably feature the world’s only structure where they actually build the doodles people make in the margins.
19. Unless this was literally her first time behind the wheel, I’m pretty curious to know how this happened.
She may not feel lucky now, but she probably will be when she realizes how far away this picture was taken.
At least she gets some plausible deniability about it being her in the picture.
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20. The way this girl is looking at the camera is making me all too aware of a terrifying reality.
She told someone else she was going to eat noodles out of a toilet, and they apparently said, “Yes, this is a good idea. Let’s show everyone.”
21. Welp, here’s a toaster I probably wouldn’t feel safe ever using again.
Because even if you’re sure you got all the pieces out, there’s always that one little fire starter still stuck in there.
You’ll notice I’m not really dissing the person who did this. That’s because they’re a toddler.
22. So we’ve got two feet beside the next passenger’s face, one hand knocking on the seat, and their body sprawled into their neighbor’s space.
Congratulations, buddy! You just filled out the annoying passenger Bingo card! Coincidentally, “bingo” is what I’d scream at them until they moved.
23. I mean, I appreciate that they realize one tenant isn’t paying for this alone, but is a wall and another toilet paper dispenser too much to ask?
Of course, now that I’ve said that, I’m sure I’ve somehow just doubled the rent on this place. Hooray…
24. The wild part of this for me is that someone said, “Hey, wanna get uncomfortably stuck between this tree and the house together?” and at least five people agreed.
Even playing freeze tag like we’re 10 again sounds better than this idea.
