Life can be far from easy, what with things like jars that have lids screwed on too tight, and the worldwide political maelstrom of madness and polarising hatred that screams at us out of the TV whenever the news comes on. However, some people have it a little bit harder than others.
With that in mind, I have put together a team, sort of like the Avengers if the Avengers were knackered all the time and their collective superpower was being stressed on a daily basis. So, please prepare yourself for the relatable struggles of these poor people who could really use a break right about now.
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*Roars Meekly*
Whenever I look at this tiger, I can’t help but hear “Survivor’s Eye Of The Tiger” played at half speed.
It Can Mean Two Things!
Actually, walking around with a sweatshirt reading Malibu (the place) could be one of the most basic things I’ve ever heard, you’d be better off with a drinking problem.
Wasted Years
There’s nothing quite like watching professional athletes demonstrating their athletic prowess to make you feel like a failure. But hey, you’re doing you really well out there, never stop!
The Land Where The Snooze Button Is King
Genetics has truly gone too far, no one needs potatoes that can feel the existential pain of sentiency!
Well… There It Is!
Don’t you judge that beautiful creature! It’s living its best life!
“Please, Come In…”
At least they’re smiling!
The Circle of Life
This is essentially the human condition. Add into the equation feeling tired a lot of the time and you have the perfect set of parameters.
Meme Therapy
There have been great strides into the field of meme therapy, especially in the more evolving specified field of “dankmemes”.
*Sound Of Silence Starts Playing*
Just look at the miserable expression on his face. I’d feel sorry for him if he wasn’t getting paid to do literally nothing!
Let The Sweet Release Of Death Take Me
Dear lord! What have the owners done to this cat?! It looks like they have sacrificed its soul for a wildly undervalued price.
Fluffy Misery
At least this fluffy fella gets to look all cute while diving headfirst into poor life decisions. In reality, they’d be heading head first into a garlic-mayo covered kebab while looking a complete mess.
Shocking Revelations
You’re telling me that I can’t deprive my body of sleep and healthy food without experiencing negative repercussions? Where was this information in my body’s instruction manual?!
Do You Want To Talk About It?
No, no I do not want to talk about it. Now, leave me alone and let me continue binge-watching bang-average shows on Netflix every hour of every day.
The Picky Eater
Ah, ordering a salad from a pizzeria to make it appear like you are in any way health-conscious. I know this game well.
*Mainlines RedBull*
I think that without College and University students, the energy drink market would largely cease to exist.
Summer is Here, Hooray!
I used to love looking forward to doing all manner of productive and exciting things over the summer holidays when I was a kid. But, all I ended up doing every day was playing videogames, watching tv-series and movies I’ve seen a million times before, and sleeping in. It was amazing.
Lies, Lies, And More Lies!
If it comes to the point in life where you can’t even trust pizza, then what is the point in anything?
Lasagna Vs Sex
I mean, there is some pretty damn good lasagna out there, just saying.
Food Coma
You’ve always got to push yourself to finish all of your take out the night that you order it. Then you won’t feel as dirty when you eat it microwaved for breakfast in the morning.
*Screeching Violin Sounds*
This is too scary for public consumption. Maybe if the protagonist had a year to complete the task it would be reasonable, but this is just too much!
