As you get older and and experience more and more of what earth has to offer, you really start to believe the old saying “ignorance is bliss”.
Don’t get me wrong— some things are important to know. Others, not so much. Sometimes you see a picture so flippin’ weird that you’re just like “You know what? I would live a much happier life not knowing the context of what is happening here. I would like to continue on through adulthood and die at the age of 126 only having been partially traumatized by this photo, not fully.”
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You’re about to go through that process, like, a bunch of times. You’ve been warned.
It’s French Fashion Darling
As a French Bulldog mom myself, I am absolutely appalled .
Buddy
We all have our…um…our stuff…I guess…okay never mind this is just too weird for me to excuse.
The Bees Knees
“Found out what the weird sounds were coming from behind our living room wall,” this man writes.
Hive Mind
Thought I’d pair the two bee ones together, you know, just in case you needed a second reason not to f*ck with bees.
The Tortoise & The Scare
Calm down dude, I’ll bet its much scarier for him.
Flesh Light
I can deal with darkness, darkness sounds good. We don’t need lights. Ever. Again.
Oiled Up
“This is why you always put the cap back on your cooking oil,” this person shares.
Heart Eyes
I have…so few words…next please?
Boil ’em
Remember that thing we agreed on where we don’t need context for the weird ish that’s occurring? We don’t want to know why the toothbrush has a boil. We don’t. Please trust me on this.
The Flash
That chiropractor is skilled man. Holy crap.
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
I think the better question would be, why are we asking? Why do we care? What is that ?
Kacka Alarm
What happened to normal games? Remember Uno? Heeeey Uno! Whoops, pick-up four…guys? Anyone? PLEASE?
Man’s Best Friend
Is that…a Chow Chow?
Can the real creator of this monstrosity please stand up? (Please stand up, please stand up.)
Dark Water
Rub A Dub Dub, evil’s in the tub!
I’ve Dreaded Seeing You Here
Kids, don’t let your dreads get like this. For the love of all that is good and pure in this world which, according to this list, isn’t much.
Green Fresh
Veganism seems pretty dope right now.
The Family Room
“This is ‘The Family Room’ in the counselling office I visited,” this man shared.
Why Did The Chicken Take The Train?
Because he can’t flippin’ drive Karen, that’s why.
Ah Rats
“15 rats jumped into our pool last night and drowned,” this man writes, “It honestly looks like a horror movie scene.”
SKINny Love
Still want to steal your boyfriend’s hoodie?
