The relationship we have with our wild friends is a complicated one.
Even if they aren’t so crazy that we have to protect them from themselves, it can still get exhausting when they call at 3 a.m. on a weekday to steal the head off a statue.
And yet, as someone who spends so many nights in that I’m the opposite of a vampire, I have to admit that the best times I’ve ever had were with people like these.
1. Even though this ensures we have no chance of reselling these dolls, I think I’d still feel pretty proud if my little munchkin did something this metal.
Although, I’d have to change my tune fast if they graduated to doing this to literally anything besides dolls.
2. It’s really hard to get the thought of this person finding a crashed plane and deciding it was finders keepers out of my mind.
I suppose that would explain why this area is so secure, though. They’re not falling for that one themselves.
3. As hard as I’m NOPE-ing about these, I have to admit that I wouldn’t be bored at the baby shower that hired these people.
Plus, it’s hard to resist a refreshingly honest sales pitch like that. They might even legitimately tell me if these are cursed.
4. I’d only find a way to be chill about this if they told me they were actually trying to bring these pants to life.
No matter what kind of potentially dangerous mad science that would involve, I have to applaud an experiment with that much ambition.
5. While everybody else scrapes the dirt off the eggs they cooked on the sidewalk, this person is actually doing it right.
Having a delicious snack is always a plus, but figuring out how to make a car smell better as it heats up is game-changing.
6. I’m not sure what possessed this person to cover their ride in AstroTurf, but I do like the little duckies.
And putting the biggest ducky on that elevated part was a nice touch because it’s pretty obvious that it’s their king.
I guess you could say it’s growing on me.
7. Other than how proud this guy looks of his invention, my favorite part is that he’s saved under “T’Challa” in somebody’s phone.
Because honestly, this probably is something a Wakandan would do if you left them stranded with only our crappy, North American technology.
8. I’ve never seen a game that required so much buoyancy testing to see if it was even possible to play.
If anyone can actually bring Blitzball from Final Fantasy X to life, it’s these guys. It’s kinda up to you on whether that’s a good thing or not, though.
9. Hmm, perhaps this needy texter was the one who told this guy the world was gonna roll him in the first place.
I’m having a hard time calling him anything but the sharpest tool in the shed after seeing this, though.
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10. We’ve had a lot of fun, but sometimes we have to remember that over the top can be too close to the sun.
With how mercilessly tough zip ties are, they’ll either need to abandon the pants or take the chair everywhere, and that ain’t right.
11. I could cluck about Halloween following Christmas’ bad example and starting way too early, but I’m just glad those aren’t real pumpkins.
Because as much as it fits the atmosphere for the pumpkins to come pre-decayed, that ain’t gonna make for a fun carving time.
12. Ah, yes. Nothing captures beautifully universal concepts like love and art quite like a mural that only those who meet an arbitrary number of followers can see.
But no matter how loudly I proclaimed this to the security guard, he still asked me to leave. Sigh…
13. I’m not even sure if these kids are going anywhere in particular, but I know they’re loving life as they do it.
I mean, they hit the supermarket and they found a place that sells flares. Anything else can just be a freestyle.
14. Unless he came up with a complicated system for rewarding himself for working out, we can only assume that he is the actual burger king.
I suppose that if you don’t maintain your strength like this, you risk your burger subjects abandoning your supreme authority.
15. Sure, anybody can stunt at a rented house, but only the Migos have the ambition to do it at a random celebrity’s crib without asking.
You may not think it’s that impressive, but they’re not even a little worried about that armed guard in the background.
Commitment.
16. For the record, this is definitely how you get me to agree to being your kid’s godfather.
I suppose that means I’ll be going to, like, 10 different christenings before the week is out, but you read the sign.
I literally can’t refuse, my hands are tied.
