Hey, you have no idea what’s gonna happen to you today. Some of it might even be interesting.
I know, I know. Even if I thought my life was exciting enough to take pictures, I dunno…who wants that on the internet ?
Ugh. Well, fine. If you want your interesting moment online, here’s how it might end up looking.
1. Sometimes it’s as simple as subverting a kid’s expectations about cute animals.
Then, all of a sudden, the kid’s like, “I don’t trust you because of that rabbit/gator incident.” That sucks.
2. Listen, I’m not confident enough behind the wheel of a car. I’m gonna accept the wisdom of anybody who looks like a pirate.
Parrot on the arm? Pull into my lane, go for it.
Peg leg? Hard to tell, but pass me, bro. I’m fine.
3. And then sometimes you just need to take a picture of the ceiling— wait, what? That’s the actual sky?!
OK, I guess I’ll just live the rest of my life annoyed that I don’t get to experience the sky from Ghostbusters 2 .
4. Yeah, I dunno if you were planning a pic of pizza against the ocean, or just a pug on a log…
But I think we an all agree that the end result here makes all of those efforts worthwhile. Right?
5. Why did the chickens cross the road?
I dunno, probably because there’s a dude with three chickens and a camera who wants a solid Imgur post out of it?
Or maybe chickens just understand the road in a way we humans don’t.
They seem to have some sort of internal balance mechanism that I don’t understand.
6. I would never expect “this dude was full-on moshing in our engagement photo” to get such amazing results.
But here it is. Isn’t love beautiful?
7. Another beautiful moment at a music festival, captured for ultimate comedy. For 2018, anyway.
I figure maybe no one has a real sense of humor anymore — we’re all just meme-ified, but I like to think it exists.
8. If this image teaches a life lesson, it’s that you can never outsmart a cat.
Even if you go to the edge of town for your fishing, you can bet that the cats are watching.
See, I know cats like fish, but I always thought they didn’t like being near the water.
They’re awful at the beach. Sand in the fur for weeks.
9. You know you’ve picked the right groomsmen when they decide that your wedding pics aren’t complete without a flamethrower.
Even if they’re wrong — especially if they’re wrong — you want these people involved.
I dunno, maybe I’m just a sucker for any device that can produce dramatic flames on demand.
Just buy a flamethrower and make your life into a music video.
10. I dunno…I thought maybe dogs had this intense communal spirit that makes them friends with every animal, maybe?
Do land pups not get along with sea pups? What’s up with that?
I know that dogs have a weird affinity with dolphins, I guess.
I probably shouldn’t take all my scientific knowledge from the Air Bud film franchise, even though it inspired a generation.
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11. Hey, everybody on the Official Judge Y’all Couch™, he’s trying his best, OK?!
Like nobody here ever cleared a room before. It’s all good, 14/11 good stinky boi, they’re just jealous.
12. See? Animals are lulling us into a false sense of security via cuteness, then taking our jobs and farts while our backs are turned.
I’ll admit this theory is mostly based on just the last two pics, but I’m pretty sure there’s a connection.
Stay tuned for more.
