In the great words of the philosopher-poets, The Backstreet Boys, “I don’t care who you are, where you’re from, don’t care what you did, so long as you’re funny” — or something like that.
Point is, for my money, the best people are the ones who find the funny . So however they managed to do it this time, let’s take a look and have a laugh!
1. Your wish is my command!
You’ve got to be very specific when asking a Photoshop master for a favor — they’re like cursed monkey paws. One wrong phrase and suddenly poof! you’re shrunk down like Alice in Wonderland.
2. When your luggage is so fresh, TSA gotta nudge their buddy.
What kind of hypebeast travels like this? Look, I’m not saying there’s ever a good time to dab, but this isn’t the worst time. Shine on, you spicy diamond.
3. This kid could easily take my job.
Like, I hope he doesn’t take my job, but you can see why I’d be concerned here. Great dane, smh…yes, we get it! You’re better at writing jokes than me, let’s move on!
4. Clever guy.
Follow your dreams, everyone, ya gotta start somewhere! Who knew those little toy kits were actually so accurate and monumentally huge. And here I am still waiting for my royalty checks from that Lego castle I built when I was 10.
5. Always nice to have an anonymous hype man.
I mean, it could be read sarcastically, but then again, so could anything. With that spirit, yeah! I think this is a great idea.
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6. They finally caught that menace!
I guess J. Jonah Jameson was right all along — Spider-Man needs to be locked up! Thanks, brave people of Massachusetts, we’re all better off now.
7. Office is good show! This work fine.
Not hard read when meaning here. Only weird if speak happens. Me think fine for what needed. I stop now, thanks.
8. Oof, my guess is he’s going to have a heck of a Hangover.
I hope he’s at least going with ” ♫ the three best friends that anyone could ever have!”
9. Always be prepared!
This is why my pockets are full of hot wheels, Pokémon cards, and action figures! You never know when a party is gonna get boring and you’ve gotta make your own fun .
10. Time to bust out the lima beans!
I’m not a doctor or anything, but I know that’s the only cure for a bad case of stripes. Honestly, though, it’s not a bad look for her.
11. ♫ Come on and slam and welcome to the glam!
Not sure, but I don’t think this is what she meant when she said she “wanted it hard in the bedroom.”
12. You cannot tame this rebel!
He knows exactly what he’s doing! He’s stickin’ it to the man with a cookie and a coke! Just like back in the ’80s…except it wasn’t a drink back then.
13. Got ’em.
I don’t know if you understand all the various intricacies of the circle game, but this is worth at least a couple of shoulder punches. There’s never a wrong time to pull a fast one.
14. Elmo has never seemed more full of regret.
It can’t be because of the dress — that totally rocks. I’m just wondering what happened between Elmo and those minions back there…it can’t have been good.
15. “Today I’m moving, so I decided to leave a little present for the next tenants.” —SupremeWizard
Achievement unlocked: Scooby-Doo your own home! Internet points for the person who put it there, and for the people who will eventually discover it. Win-win!
16. Let’s put the “us” back in walrus.
Sure, dogs are man’s best friend and all, but there’s just something about a large flippered marine mammal that just says “love.”
