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Day 65: ex still has no idea.
This is funny enough on its own, but also serves as an unethical life pro tip for anyone who’s just had a breakup. Just don’t blow your cover by watching on too many screens at once.
So close.
I seriously have no idea how this can happen. Like, it’s a picture. It shouldn’t be hard to duplicate accurately. Maybe someone at the State Department just has a thing for big foreheads.
It adds a certain vibe.
Even if you don’t feel the need to establish dominance, having a few remote-control fireballs in your room would add a pleasing vibe, especially if you’ve played a lot of Dungeons & Dragons.
Gonna take a lot to drag me away from you.
“Africa” is a cheesy, amazing song from the 80’s that’s become immensely popular again for reasons unknown. I’m not here to ask questions. I’m just glad that it’s here.
Makes sense.
It’s pretty hilarious that this backpack seller trolled a dumb question in this way. Seriously, what are you planning to put in the backpack? If you’re filling it with dumbbells, it’s going to be heavy.
I’m Vincent Adultman, and I work at the business factory.
I absolutely love that someone tried to do this in real life. The funniest part might be that the employee clearly doesn’t find this stunt funny in the slightest.
Stay on the ground.
666 isn’t just the number of the beast, it’s also a…number. It makes sense that flights would use it. Still, taking it on Friday the 13th, straight to HEL, might give me pause.
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This is my last resort.
On one hand, anyone unfamiliar with turn-of-the-millenium rap-rock would have no idea what this sign is going on about. On the other hand, it’s too good of a pun not to use.
Riddle me that!
Prices go up all the time, and they can often be attributed to government policy (and the desire for profits). It’s fun to see somebody stick it to the man, in a very low-key way.
Har har har.
I get it, this lab is trying to add some humor to the situation before they jam a needle in your arm and viciously drain out your life force.
Shirtception.
When I see a post like this, I’ll never not upvote it. I’d like to do something like this, but I dunno, custom shirts seem like a whole lot of effort.
Best. Costume. Ever.
“I’m fat and I’m pregnant and I have no shame,” wrote the mom-to-be of a little Comic Book Guy on Reddit. If you’ve got the right physique, this is a super easy costume to pull off.
Hey ref!
Fans at college basketball games absolutely love printing oversized images onto cardboard. I have no idea why they do this. What I do know, on the other hand, is that this is the best example I’ve seen.
They’re trying to sell Boardwalk!
Yes, if you were one of the dozens of people watching closely during the Equifax Senate Hearing, you may have also noticed that a concerned-looking Monopoly Man was in attendance.
That’s just cruel.
So you pay 20 grand in tuition and then the microwaves don’t let you microwave the most microwavable food in the history of microwaves? The audacity! I’d stage a walkout.
Save the trees.
Going back to our brief discussion about big cardboard signs, this woman has a humble plea for the sign-wavers of the world: can you maybe just, like, use a little bit less paper?
Good talk.
After being asked how tall he is one too many times, this guy ordered some business cards to hand out so he never has to interact with anyone ever again.
Lookout.
I’m assuming this dog just enjoys utilizing this perfectly-sized hole in the gate to keep an eye on things. If not, we’re going to need to call the fire department, because we’ve got a stuck dog.
*Cries*.
It’s nice when you work somewhere that provides a nicely stocked fridge. This can be offset slightly by the fact that you’d rather be literally anywhere else in the world.
Life finds a way.
I don’t know what the name for this style is, so I’m going to go with “Jurassic Country Rustic”. For real, if I was getting a new kitchen, I’d settle for nothing less.
