I’ve always avoided Craigslist. I imagine it’s like Kijiji, except closer to something from a horror movie. It probably doesn’t help that I watch too many murder mystery shows.
If potential buyers are as annoying as I expect, it’s just not worth it.
1. One of a kind
Well, you would definitely save on gas. Nobody else could call their lawn mower cute, either. I would at least ask for a better seat cushion. Don’t bite!
2. It’s not good to waste things
My parents always told me never to waste. Although, I’m not sure I’d share my milk this way. I would rather just give it to cats.
3. Is the table cursed or something?
I have to wonder what the table did. I am also curious as to what nightmares about tables involve. It looks pretty innocent to me.
4. I loved these things
They don’t make these things like they used to. I admire the person who bought 20, but I wouldn’t sell them myself. They’re too good to share!
5. That escalated quickly
They say there is a person for everyone, but I’m not sure Craigslist is the right way to go about finding them. At least this guy values honesty.
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6. No thanks
I knew the horror movie trend nowadays was coming from somewhere. But this can’t be real, and if it is, I doubt I’ll be sleeping for a while.
7. Poor Daby
I don’t know if this is for real or just a playful joke. If I were Daby I’d be looking for a new squad. I’m irreplaceable. Just like Bey.
8. Good choice
This guy is a man after my own heart. If you don’t like my animals, I don’t like you. How can anyone not like this pup? Bye, girl!
9. Absolute genius!
My parents are constantly asking where my partner is. After meeting this guy, they would be happy if I never had a partner again. Where do I sign up?
10. Oh wow
It’s always nice to have unique pieces of art in your home. However, I’ve never seen anything like this. Gives a whole new meaning to “hogging“ the couch.
11. Doritos are important
Food also has a very special place in my heart. I have a hard time giving it away, much less not eating it. This is true love.
12. Oh dear…
