There is nothing quite as uncomfortable as experiencing someone else’s embarrassment as your own. Guys, emotionally taking on that burden of public humiliation is not an easy task!!! It is like a full-time job and I am not prepared for that.
Second-hand embarrassment affects literally millions of people worldwide. That’s like, super dark, right?
1. There’s no such thing as a dumb question right??? HA.
Amazon comments can be, like really informative (duh) or an actual textual wasteland. This is a great example of the latter.
I’m sad for this entire situation.
2. What an odd thing to make a public statement about?
There is a lot of literal junk being thrown around this planet rn and this is what you choose to stand for…AND THEN WEAR RUBBER BOOTS? BRO???
And, of course,they’re not a standard rubber boot that, like, a normal human being would wear.
They appear to be some sort of thigh-high nightmare.And with those jeans? Absolutely not.
3. Love realizing things.
I’m not that douche bag who points out people’s spelling errors all the time cause like, who likes that guy? No one.
No one likes that guy.
But to brag about your intelligence and then…this?
4. People make, no offence, literally no sense.
Life is too damn short to force your BF to eat things neither of you likes. What??
This just seems, like, standard information, no?
Also, I am deeply offended!!!
Pickles are like, the tastiest snack of all time!! This is a universal truth boo boos!You two weirdos need to pull your lives together and see the salty side of life!
5. I am so uncomfortable.
I feel like a “knock knock” joke is like, pretty standard. IDK.
But clearly this girl appears to be… truly shook. “looool” “anywaaayyyy.” Like what are you doing??? I am cringing until tmrw brb.
6. I am so, so upset.
This is prolly in my top 10 worst things that could happen to anyone, ever.
Public transit is already an emotionally and physically taxing experience, and then to add this embarrassment?
Yikes-town.
7. LOL GUYS I AM SCREAMING.
This is literally the best and worst thing I have ever seen in my life!!!
Clearly our girl doesn’t know how to leave an anonymous (!!!) review.
LIIIKKKEEE, Ginger girl no. No girl. No!!!
I mean, it’s not like a lot people are looking at reviews for a McDonald’s amirite?”I love the employees such as Ginger” LOL LIKE, I AM SO EMBARRASSED!!
8. LMAO, back at it again with the Amazon questions and answers.
I mean, I guess it’s 2017??? Do mousepads seem obsolete to most now? In the same way iPods and CDs loom large in our memories?
#RIP
9. NOPE. NOOOO!
My literal biggest fear is anyone having access to my recent search history. Like, I am dead.
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What someone searches at 2:30 a.m. whilst weeping into a meat lovers pizza is no one’s business but their own!
10. Guys, who do we blame for this?
Who can we point our finger at? Who failed Kenny so miserably? The education system? His parents? The false branding of a “cereal” bar? Us as a collective human race?
‘Tis unclear.
I mean, like, this is for real right?
Does his idea make sense? Yes. Does it make me question why a “cereal bar” doesn’t break up in milk to become actual cereal? Yes.I am having an existential crisis BRB!
11. “Please just write happy birthday on both.”
I am no Albert Einstein (I know, right?) but I fear, dear friends, this is not rocket science.
I would just bury myself in these cupcake cakes should I EVER make such a mistake.
12. Ummm??? You good bro?
“I feel more free now.”
A cracked phone screen is something most people would identify as a “life-altering crisis,” but for this guy? “Not bad for a Tuesday.”
I’m sorry whaaaaaaa?
