Let’s face it; life is full of snakes. You can find them in the club. On campus. At the mall. Literally anywhere you go like, there they are just ready to be snakey betches.
But then there are some who take the snake life to a WHOLE new level boo boos. Like, they propel it and tbh… I have nothing but praise for these sneaky snakes.
1. This man who does not trust his Roomba cause obvs the government is watching all of us through it.
You bet your booty if I had enough money to afford this bougie vacuum I’d be creeping on it TOO honey.
Look I’m not trying to sound paranoid but I am also not down for the government listening in on INTIMATE convos with UberEATS.
These robots literally have a mind of their own and I don’t need their judgement kk?
2. This person who knows exactly how to handle this, no offense, bossy af portion plate.
Like…if you just cover up the “correct” (???) portions then you don’t have to follow them and you can be FREE.
Cause tbh there are not enough carbs for MY mental health on that portion plate.
I love that they think fruit and a rice pilaff go together lol. What are you on portion plate?This is why no one respects you.
3. This person who honestly contorted their cheat sheet into a halo-like blessing sent from the math gods to save us all from actual hell.
But guys as cool as this is, it’s hella snakey!!!
4. This super glamorous home addition that I can’t even tell is not a natural, totally normal part of the home.
WOW, who knew an Astro van could just sneak onto a home with some side paneling.
JUST KIDDING GUYS, this is mentally exhausting for me just to look at.
The confidence it takes to make this bold home improvement move is truly admirable. Like could you care any less about building code???
5. This is truly making me squirm.
Those sneaky Tic Tac snakes really think they’re all that and a bag of potato chips. TBH, who needs this many Tic Tacs? Or this much plastic?
They’re kinda nasty tbh.
6. I CAN’T WITH THIS.
Ooooooo bish you thought this was a spoon? Oh, you thought it was a fork. INCORRECT. It sooner resembles a medieval torture device than a casual ramen utensil.
“OH srry don’t mind the DUCT TAPE???”
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7. Oh damn, y’all really got me for a second there.
This is arguably one of the most upsetting things I’ve ever seen. A plasma taped to a tube? Something has gone terribly, terribly wrong here.
I can’t even look at this.
8. Okay, this is actually snakey but also hella smart and I’m screaming.
Guys I didn’t even see anything wrong with this pic for like five mins so that PROVES how good the mans is.
Netflix doesn’t have an “Add User” button, but did any of us know that? Hell nah.
But now my eyes are open and I see clearly now. This dark world is a whole new place and I see the light!!!
9. Okay, absolutely not.
I truly cannot imagine a time or place where this is acceptable or something ANYONE would allow.
Your guests are gonna be dripping and crouching and searching and you’re just an animal for that.
Like, the sans-pants squat search is the darkest of them all! How could you?!
I bet they also make people bring their own chairs to sit at the dining room table or something, these friggin’ heathens!
10. Omfg you know what everyone loves? A door and table combo, cause life isn’t confusing enough.
No. I don’t need to be played. Mans play me. The school system plays me. I don’t need the sass from home decor THX.
11. And then sometimes, there no words for certain snakes. Some of them just leave us speechless.
Just when you thought you’d seen it all, I present to you the car-stuck-in-balcony nightmare someone has found themselves in.
L O L to you, sir.
12. This little friend is just waiting for the perfect moment to scare the crap out of his people.
The literal crap…then again, have any of us ever known cats to be that helpful?
13. I bet a shocking amount of people have fallen for this.
Although, in this day and age, I wonder how many people would be more into the free wifi. Phones are expensive.
14. How many of you have been aware of this bear in the mountain the whole time? This is absurd!
How many other things are out there that I have been blind to?! I NEED TO KNOW!
15. Look at this sneaky snake! He knows what he’s doing is wrong, too.
To be fair, who doesn’t want to wear a beautiful red tutu? It would look so fetching on him.
16. This dog is literally being a sneaky snake…look at him slithering out of that closet.
I wonder who he is trying to sneak up on, or spy on…maybe he’s collecting secrets.
17. So much of me wishes this was a thing that I knew when I was in school.
Although I am not good at being sneaky and would have totally blown it.
18. Classic duck scam. If I had adorable cute ducklings I would surely use them to steal money from people.
If you don’t, you’re just foolish and don’t deserve that sweet cash.
19. Imagine being so good at math that your brain just blends into the equations on the board?
Just kidding, he made a poor hat choice that day…or maybe he is trying to distract us from succeeding?
