Funny Quotes About Dads To Celebrate Father's Day

Lex Gabrielle
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It's officially June so you know what that means—summer is coming and it's time to celebrate the best man in our life: our dad. Father's Day is the perfect day to let dad kick up his feet on the sofa, open up his favorite cold one, and watch the news or the game for hours on end. And if he isn't in to games, just leave him alone to take a nap.

We can pretend we know how to grill as well as him and, try to not burn the burgers. If you want to celebrate pops, send him these hilarious quotes to giggle while he waits for his burnt hotdog.

Dad, you're not even watching the 11 o'clock news.

Why is it that dads always want to control the remote, and then they sit there for maybe five minutes before they fall asleep? So, when we wake them up to get the remote, they act like the world is ending.

Dads always have our back.

If you're a girl who has ever had her heart broken, just tell dad. Dad will make sure that you always have someone who will stand up for you and have your back like no one else. They'll even chuck potato wedges at your ex's head.

Dads always love the dog.

Dads are always the ones "against" the dog, but as soon as we get the dog, they become the dog's best friend. They are the ones who always want to snuggle with them, play with them, and basically love them more than anyone else.

They always do the weird thing.

No matter where you are or who you are with, you best believe your dad will embarrass you and do the weird thing. Especially, when you ask them not to be weird. You're just asking for them to do it.