"Flying with executive bulk tickets. I was gifted a pair of these once. They come with a 24/7 direct-line concierge accessible from any country and can do the wildest things you've ever even thought about for a plane ride. The tickets are good for any seat on any flight, anywhere, any time.
Say you flew round-trip from New York City to London but you suddenly wanted to grab some paella in Barcelona and bring it to Boston to have a seafood face-off. You can do that — one call and it's all taken care of. You get private security lines, and I mean private. You don't have to wait for TSA and customs is a breeze. Flight crews are also much nicer. When you have an exec bulk ticket, they assume you are an executive of an airline, or directly related to one. Therefore, they put extra effort into things. It's weird and hard to describe, but the niceness is almost overwhelming."
Wow, that sounds nice.