It’s 2019 and thank God we’ve upped our standards when it comes to men. You know it takes thought to look as good as you do (yeah that’s right, you’re a snack!) and you’re not settling for any less than equal effort on the part of your partner.
We all know that it’s what’s inside that truly counts while on the hunt for a new boo, but like a magpie to a shiny object, there are a few aesthetic outfit choices that really get our attention.
The ladies of the internet took to Ask Reddit to divulge their secrets and share the things men wear that get their attention the most, and to be honest, some of them really aren’t what we expected.
The Muffin Man
First up is…aprons?
May seem like an odd one, but aprons were one of the most frequently mentioned items on the thread. Something about the domesticity of men in housework attire just gets the ladies going.
The Time Traveler
Ever use that snarky response to “what time is it?” that goes “time for you to get a new watch?” Honestly, it may really be time to go and do that.
A man with a watch is a man to watch as far as a lot of women are concerned. It doesn’t even have to be fancy, so long as it matches the guy’s attire.
The Magic Jeany
“Jeans that fit properly!!!” one of the highest voted responses reads, “you wouldn’t believe how difficult this is for some guys. Literally just wear jeans that fit.”
The Lazy Jane
Two words: grey sweatpants .
The ladies go nuts for these things. You can get them pretty much anywhere, they’re comfy, and they require minimal effort to style. There’s a high chance that you’ve already got a pair of these.
The Rolly Polly Olly
“Guys who wear button down shirts but roll up the sleeves just past their elbows to expose their forearms,” one woman wrote, “Those damn forearms dude.”
Roll those sleeves boys!
The Cable Car
Cable-knit sweaters are apparently a green light for go in terms of well-dressed men. There’s just something about the over sized, snuggly, made-by-his-grandma kind of look that makes us yearn for cuffing season.
The Men In Black
One of the easiest things to secure on this list is a plain black t-shirt.
Yep, just a plain black shirt.
Simple, but a real staple for anyone’s wardrobe.
The Plaid Prince
The right flannel can do wonders on anybody. What was once an avoided pattern is now the pinnacle piece of what a lot of women call “lumbersexuality”.
The Tommy Tight Fit
In case you weren’t aware, leggings are not just for ladies. That wonderful stretchy sport fabric looks good on literally everyone , so when a man takes advantage of it, he’s bound to get a head turn or two.
The Match Maker
“I really notice when someone wears a shirt or jacket that brings out their eyes,” a popular comment reads, “Someone I know with brilliant blue eyes looks completely different in bright blue scrubs versus a normal black or white collar shirt…his eyes pop. It’s a startling effect.”
The Princess & The Pea Coat
“There’s just SOMETHING about men in pea coats my dudes,” one Reddit user writes.
A lot of women agree. Give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day; give a man a pea coat and he’ll live through dinner with your parents.
The Leather Lasso
Here’s another odd one: belts. A nice belt can apparently make all the difference in an attention-worthy outfit. It’ll also help if you didn’t take the earlier advice of buying jeans that fit.
The Tell-All Tux
If you marry a man on your wedding day, you’re also kinda marrying his tuxedo. Those are the pictures that are gonna be on your living room wall for the rest of your life, and your hubby’s tux choice can make or break the photo shoot.
A good tux really speaks for itself.
The SPECtator
Four eyes will earn you heart eyes according to the women of the internet. You may need them to see, but you could also use them to be seen .
A pair of stylish specs can change your entire facial structure. Switching out your contacts could get her in your contacts.
The Loafer
The term “nice shoes” is really subjective, but they’re what the ladies want!
Most of the shoe-related comments specified that a man wearing penny loafers or dress shoes always made them look twice, but any well-fitting clean shoe will likely do the trick.
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The Working Man
Uniforms of any kind were a frequent mention. From scrubs to suits, a man who is obviously off to work has an air of ambition and motivation that is instantly attractive.
The Over-Dressed Darling
When in doubt, grab a pair of dress pants. They’re crisp, stylish, and cinched in all the right places. Something about dress pants just pulls a look to the next level.
The Papa Pullover
I’m not gonna pretend like I know what that “sweater over a collared shirt” move is called, but we’ve unanimously agreed that it’s eye-catching for all the right reasons. This combo just works!
The Midas Touch
“Little gold or silver accents of any kind get me GOING,” one woman writes, “If I can tell that a man wore something that matches his watch or glasses on purpose, it’s just like WOW.”
The…Literally Just Clothes That Fit
“In summary,” the top post reads, “We all just want men to wear clothes that fit properly. I know, it’s really sad.”
Who knew it was that easy?
h/t: Ask Reddit
