While we love our kids and thank everything under the sun for them, there are times when we wish they would just go away. Kids, more than anyone else in the world, can be ruthless to the core — mostly, because they’re way too honest.
This girl with quite an imagination.

Nothing’s more embarrassing than a mouse in your b**t.
Yikes.

This kid has set his mom up for absolute disaster.
Nothing makes you feel old like kids who think you’re old.

Yikes, that can’t feel good.
This kid is going places.

Shrek DID have a conversation with a donkey, so she’s not wrong.
Savagery at the very fullest extent.

Someone tell this kid to stay off Tinder.
Nothing like a good sense of humor!

Tears of laugher, I hope.
Burn!

How old do they even think she is?!?
At least he tried.

I mean… he’s not wrong.
Absolute genius.

Imagine biting into that. Ouch.
Sounds like a catchy song.

No one makes you feel more uncool than your kids.
Sign her up for MMA.

Complete and total take down.
OMG.

This kid needs to learn some math.
Holy cow.

Who’s raising this kid and tell him he’s hilarious.
I need this energy in my life.

I want this on my tombstone.
This one must’ve hurt.
Don’t worry, one day your kids will be 37 and then they’ll regret having said this to you. At least… I hope that’s what will happen.
Last Updated on April 28, 2020 by Lex Gabrielle