There are a lot of tests that we must pass in life, whether they be actual exams or physical and mental hurdles that we have to clear in daily life on our way to becoming functioning adults.
While most of us clear these day-to-day hurdles with little-to-no issue, there are more than a few people out there who clip their feet on these hurdles and stack it face-first into the gravel. And, if you don’t believe me, then check out these 10+ people who would fail the class of life!
“I can just imagine the whole house shaking like crazy.”
Dear lord, imagine trying to use the bathroom while trying to do a hot wash? That would be perhaps the least relaxing bathroom trip of all time!
“This van has a concealable ‘police’ sign, so that no one will ever guess it’s a police van.”
Ah yes, it looks just like something my aunt would be driving. Subtle, sleek, discrete, truly it is stealth perfection.
“I’m not sure anything has been cared about less than this pizza.”
I mean, sure I’d still eat it, but I would be cursing the name of whoever cut this abomination the whole time! It looks like it’s been cut by Freddy Krueger with a hangover.
“Classy mom and dad take their kids to visit NASA’s headquarters”
It’s still hard for me to believe that The Flat Earth Society is a legitimate belief and not just a group of people trying to troll the entire planet. Even though they’ve blocked out their kids faces, you can feel how much those kids don’t want to be there.
“My hair straightener almost fell on the floor. Don’t worry, I caught it! And now I’m growing a second thumb.”
This one hurts just to look at. I know it can be hard to resist the temptation to catch things that fall off the table; however, it’s important to remember not to catch things that are hotter than the sun!
“What kind of genius uses a white extension cord to plug in their truck over night!? Oh wait. It was me.”
At least they are aware of how daft this was! This would be like running over a green extension cord with a lawnmower, which someone in the comments of this one admitted to having done… read your surroundings folks!
Pulitzer Prize Winner Right Here
Someone needs to make the American military aware of this! This information could be a real game-changer, I guess?
“Someone didn’t think this font choice through.”
It took me a long time to work out what this actually said, but thankfully realised that it was for “a special aunt”!
“Asked my aunt to take a pic to look like I was holding up the world. She said it was perfect. Didn’t check it till we got home.”
In fairness, the angle that the aunt must have been taking the picture from surely shows that this was going to be a disaster. Also, who doesn’t check their photos right after having them taken nowadays, this isn’t the 90s anymore, you don’t need to wait for them to get developed.
Are You Sure About That?
Now, geography was by far my worst subject in school, but I think that even I may have picked up on this little error.
“I… Think he needs new tires!”
Just throw a bit of WD40 on that bad boy and get back on the road! (Please God, don’t actually do this…)
“How I help this world.”
Hey, they’re trying! At the very least, some tiny insects could use this as a way to get across the crack.
“After fixing my hair trimmer, I forgot to put the depth thing on.”
Well, I hope you look good with a completely shaved head, as this is your only option now. Unless you fancy going for an incredibly thin mohawk!
“Drove by this 300 year old chopped down tree earlier. Apparently someone else thinks it sucks too.”
Whoever cut this tree down and just left it there to rot needs to take a long hard look in the mirror. I mean, what harm was it doing there?!
“Accidentally glued the rear view mirror mounting tab on backwards and then broke the windshield trying to take it back off”
Hopefully this person has insurance coverage for “unexpected acts of unfathomable stupidity.”
“This is supposed to teach math.”
Looks like everyone who used this in school will be failing the class of life! Also, what’s with the weird harlequin devil men?
“I dropped my snowmobile in my lake at -15°C.”
I have no idea how they managed this. Also, I have no idea how they got off it in time without being severely injured! Apparently their neighbour had to come out and help them fish it back out.
“They obviously need all the practice they can get.”
The person who is running this class looks like they really have their work cut out for them!
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