Relationships can be hard work. However, the complicated relationships that people can have with their exes can be even more tricky sometimes. Whether it’s making sure you’re sending/receiving the appropriate amount of drunken texts/calls or just having those uncomfortable accidental meetings in public, there is a lot to think about in a relationship with your ex.
However, here are a collection of people who have a slightly more vitriolic relationship with their ex, as I present you with 10+ memes for people who hate their ex.
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We’ve Changed
There’s nothing quite like getting the “U up?” text off Halifax at 3 in the morning when they’re drunk and have new saving offers.
The Natural Disaster Excuse
That is one hell of a specific way to try and get out of your mom asking about your ex. Was there really nothing else that sprung to mind?
“Merry Christmas”
The holiday season really is the time of year when people get sentimental isn’t it? Just make sure you stay vigilant and keep your responses either diplomatic or nonexistent.
Facebook Stalking
You’d have to seriously dislike someone to be pulling this kind of a stunt!
Good Grapes Died For This
I feel like every bottle of alcohol should come with a warning like this. Bars should also hang reminders of this sort of thing. The easy answer would be to stop drinking but we all know that isn’t happening!
How Low Can You Go?
I can go lower! Don’t believe me? Just try the old “Been thinking about you a lot recently” text and see what happens. Actually, that sounds like it’s sending the wrong message doesn’t it?
Good Effort
There should be a sassy bakery firm who will send cakes with passive messages such as this to exes. They’d sell millions in this day and age.
Step Up Your Game
That post is registering well over 100 on the sass meter. Those are levels reserved for Chrissy Teigan!
Merkedes Bents
Never simply try to replace your ex when you’re dating, it will only lead to misery and heartache.
The Game Is Already Over
I wonder how many people actually woke up in 2020 with a hangover and hating themselves for doing this?
Cutting Him Off
I don’t think that this just applies to women. Cutting someone off can be much easier said than done regardless of gender.
It’s All Relative
So long as you learned something from that experience, then it wasn’t a total waste I guess?
Exit Stage Left
Never let anyone steal your spotlight, especially if they’re trashy about it!
Ugly Jumper
Wow, she really took the Christmas jumper game up a notch this year! That’s some serious Facebook stalking to get those as well.
Y’s
A question that so many people ask themselves on a daily basis. It normally takes for you to be out of a relationship to realise how incompatible you and you ex were.
Bready Or Not, Here I Come!
Everyone loves bumping into their ex when they’re out and about. It is always a fun-filled encounter which in no way makes you feel like you want to peel your skin off and run into the ocean.
The Test
They may have gotten an A+ in the test, but you get an A+ in shade. Congratulations!
Loyalty 101
Always make sure you check the sources of the information you take in. Sometimes it could be from an unreliable source.
*Cute Hissing Sounds*
This time of year you need to be especially wary of DMs from those who have “changed” for the new year ahead. Think about how many times you have lied about going to the gym as your New Years resolution.
The Golden Girls
Isn’t there a section on Bumble now for people who are just looking for friends? You could try on there, although I expect it will just be more people looking for casual sex as all of those sorts of apps are.
I guess that even when something bigger is on everyone’s minds, it’s hard to stop thinking about our exes.
Obviously, it would be preferable if nobody ended up getting drafted, but some have already thought of a potential silver lining if it does happen.
Some old flames are like nice, controlled blazes and others are out-of-control grease fires.
As we can see here, it may hurt a bit to put the bad ones out, but letting it burn would be even worse.
Grab the extinguisher ASAP.
Considering how often we can find ourselves on the other side of this one, having the upper hand feels like a rare treasure.
If there was ever a time to not duck our exes as soon as we saw the first sign of them, this is it.
I suppose that as long as this feels satisfying in and of itself, it doesn’t matter if the ex just finds this confusing.
Although if this happened to me, my first question would be why she’s still thinking about me if I’ve been so thoroughly replaced.
Well well well, it looks like somebody has been rewriting history.
Whether he was lying to his ex or to the show’s producers, something is definitely fishy about his story.
Also, in case anybody tries to figure out who on the show is like this, it turns out that none of this person’s exes are on Married At First Sight .
From the sounds of it, the exhibition showing the actual snakes would be a much better time.
After all, once they’ve been properly trained and tamed, snakes can be surprisingly cuddly. And that really doesn’t seem like a word we can use to describe this gathering.
I like how this seems to imply that the ex actually looks elegant enough that they have to remind themselves this person is dangerous.
Not to worry, it should only take a few listens of Dua Lipa’s “New Rules” before that temptation is put aside.
Ugh, this is the most unwelcome intrusion into what should be a happy head space.
It was very inconsiderate of Target’s automated playlist to mess with our emotions like this. At least the store’s employees aren’t the only ones who hate it now.
But as much as our own exes can cause us grief, there’s a another threat lurking around that we don’t always anticipate.
Yes, it turns out that our friends’ exes can also come out of the woodwork to fill our lives with drama.
Add enough of them into the mix and the act of blocking them suddenly turns into a game of whack-a-mole.
It’s hard to imagine how toxic they must have been to make someone want to throw their whole computer away.
That said, it’s harder to think of a more effective way to say “no” than sending them something like this.
I’ve got to say, this is a pretty clever strategy and I can only hope that it pays off for her.
Plus, whether the dope realizes it or not, she’s giving them a taste of they made her feel with every new message.
I just love the idea of someone who has “questionable decision” saved on their calendar in the first place.
That said, it’s hard to think of a better way to describe what this person is walking into.
It’s hard to tell whether this person meant “good in bed” or “the god of bed,” but I suppose this works either way.
That’s especially true if it’s the second one because calling yourself the god of anything seems like a massive challenge for fate to prove you wrong.
I’m not sure what kind of friends would do this, but it sounds like a nightmare scenario.
I’m guessing that the ex who has the charisma to pull this off has inspired all these other jilted lovers to try to sneak into the DM’s of their ex’s friends.
Gee, thanks for that one, buddy.
