Halloween is just around the corner and now it’s time to think of a great costume. Are you the type that leans more towards those scary Halloween costumes or do you look for something sexy?
If you answered sexy just make sure it’s still tasteful. Because there’s a slew of weird Halloween sexy costumes that perhaps thread the line of tastefulness. Check these out and let me know if they appeal to you.
1. Sexy Handmaid Costume
Last year, popular sexy Halloween costume retailer Yandy posted this incredibly inappropriate sexy handmaid costume. Due to some online uproar, they took it down.
2. Sexy Minion Costume
Just when I thought there was no way to make those cute little Minions “sexy”, here’s this costume. Way to go, Yandy.
3. Saint-Like Seductress Costume
I’m a little confused by this costume. Is this lady supposed to be a saint or a sinner when wearing this? Ha, ha. I’m so baffled.
4. “Bad Habit” Nun Costume
And there’s this interesting nun costume interpretation. That’s one way to sex up the profession. Who would wear this, though? I’d like to know.
5. Kiss Me Frog Costume
For only $91.95 you can have this green frog costume. Why would anyone want to dress up like this is beyond me, but okay…
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6. Small Town Erica C. Costume
I don’t watch South Park so I might not totally get this reference. But those who do, please tell me that this costume is stupid.
7. Dalmation Dame Costume
Somehow I doubt that Cruella de Vil would approve of this sexy version of this costume. I think she would want it burned ASAP.
8. Toy Story Costume
Whoever thinks dressing up as a sexed-up version of a children’s story character is actually okay is seriously deranged. This is not cool in my book.
9. Sexy Op-Ed Anonymous Costume
Oh wow, she really knows how to keep a secret in this tight dress. LOL! And now you can have this gem for 50% off.
10. Sexy Pikachu Costume
What a way to kill our childhood favorite video game character. Isn’t anything sacred in this world, for crying out loud? I guess not.
11. Pizza Rat Costume
Because there isn’t anything more appetizing when you think of pizza than a rat crawling on it. Right? And somehow this is supposed to be sexy?
12. Sexy ‘Mr. Rogers’ Costume
This year Yandy is back at it again with this sexy costume. It comes with a wig and puppets. How is this not cringe-worthy?
13. Sexy Big Bird Costume
Again, if you absolutely must kill all of our favorite children’s characters I’ll have some harsh words for you. Just leave them alone.
I totally get wanting to dress up sexy for Halloween.
I’ve done my share of that, but most of these ideas should have been left in the dust.
