I don’t know about you, but I love simple and delicious food . However, when it comes to the presentation, I believe less is more.
So when I stumble upon over-complicated or pretentious-looking dishes, I’m not impressed. I think you can agree with me when I say that all the food you consume has to, first of all, taste good. Am I right? So let’s cut the crap and have a laugh at these arrogant dishes here. Voilà.
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1. This Oreo Burger
I get that you can sometimes mix sweet and savory things to develop a unique flavor. But putting Oreos inside a burger isn’t what I had in mind. Absolutely not! This is not the kind of flavor explosion I was looking for — heck, no!
2. This Drink With Popcorn
I can’t tell you how much I adore popcorn. I could eat it all day long. However, I would never put it inside of a drink. Oh, no! Why would I enjoy a soggy mess that lost all its crunch, huh?
3. This Chili With A Cinnamon Bun
Yes, I like to dip a piece of toast into my chili bowl. It’s a delicious combination, that’s for sure. But not when you ruin it by using a cinnamon bun instead. That does not look right to me at all.
4. This Pear Ramen
I get it if you only have two ingredients in your fridge, you have to improvise. But still, I would never have thought of mixing a blended canned pear with a bowl of ramen noodles. How about you?
5. This Ice Cream Cone Coffee
Here’s an unusual way to serve coffee — in an ice cream waffle cone. I’m not going to lie, as weird as it looks, it does seem delicious. But you have to drink it fast before it becomes a total mess, ha, ha!
6. This Pizza In A Cone
Here’s another thing somebody thought would be fun to eat in a cone. Yes, ladies and gents, it’s a pizza you see here before your eyes. Can you explain to me how exactly do you eat it?
7. This New Delicacy
If you’ve ever been to New Hampshire, you might have encountered this new dish here. Apparently, it’s actually asparagus with mayo wrapped in plain bread. A new type of delicacy or what? I think not. I’ll have to pass.
8. This Oddball Choice of Flavors
If you’re looking at this and wondering what it is, let me enlighten you. This is a new Pizza Hut menu in Thailand. The crust has Hokkaido cheese and a smoke ball. The toppings are ham, pineapple, and crispy shrimp topped with a thousand island sauce.
Okay, okay… maybe this is worth a try?
9. This Chicken And Waffles Pizza
There is some truth to the phrase, “less is more”. I like all of these foods here, but combining them together is just a big no. How is somebody even supposed to eat this? It looks like a mess waiting to happen.
10. This Chromatica Curry
For someone like me who loves curry, this must be some kind of a joke, no? Is this a real thing, or is somebody pulling my leg? How can you even eat it? I don’t understand it.
11. This Abomination
Why would you waste 1/3 of a perfectly good-looking pizza to stuff a package of fettuccine inside of it, huh? It doesn’t even look that appetizing to me now. You dig out the pasta, and I’ll eat the pizza.
12. This Bone-In Buffalo Wing Pizza
OMG, this pizza is making me so hungry now. But hold on a minute, I see wings here. Dare they tell me that they come with bones too? Why? It’s pretty much an annoyance and a hazard, no?
13. This Burger Cube
Are my eyes playing tricks on me, or what is happening here? Is this a burger or a cube? Oh, no — it’s a cube burger. Just when I thought burgers couldn’t get any weirder, I see this new invention here.
14. This Five-Layer Dip
I absolutely love five-layer dip. It’s so fun and yummy, huh? Unfortunately, somebody totally lost the whole point of dipping your food into all the ingredients here. How is it possible when they’re all stuck tightly in this jar, huh?
15. This Pasta In A Jar
Let me ask you a question: would you enjoy eating pasta in a jar instead of a plate or a bowl? Um, okay. How is this not going to get super awkward and messy is what I would like to know?
16. This Flavored Vodka
I like vodka as much as the next person. And I’m totally into some flavored ones, too. However, I never thought I would see the day when the flavor is smoked salmon. NEVER! I mean, WTF?
17. This Deconstructed Burger
Wait a minute, what am I even looking at here? Are you telling me this is some sick version of a deconstructed burger? How in the world are you even supposed to eat it? I assume with a spoon or a fork. Um, no!
18. This Pumpkin Pie
I’m not a huge fan of pumpkin pie. I’m more of a pecan pie lover. But either way, I don’t think I’ve witnessed somebody turning either into a pickle nightmare like this one. What were they thinking?
I don’t know about you, but I kind of lost my appetite after looking at these dishes here.
And isn’t that the opposite of what I’m supposed to feel when I look at food? Give me tasty dishes that look simple and neat, and I’ll be a happy woman any day, ha, ha! How about you?
