Like any good picture collection (or pic dump, as we like to say in the industry), this one is designed to show you a bunch of stuff you’ve probably never seen before.
If you have seen all of these before, then I dunno what to tell you. Go outside or something? Like, come on. At least I’m getting paid to do this.
1. These gimmick house musicians are really starting to get on my nerves.
Mainly I’m mad because this guy stole my gimmick. The only thing standing between me and doing this was a) having the idea, b) wanting to, and c) having any idea how to pull it off.
2. Whoever said, “it’s the thought that counts,” obviously didn’t consider what happens when people don’t really think at all.
That being said, this is basically what my kids’ plates look like when I’m the one responsible for dinner that night. Sure, I’m sort of using the right ingredients, but no one’s happy or supported by it.
3. I think I’ve finally found everything that I was looking for in a mechanic.
When I came looking for gas, that wasn’t exactly what I had in mind, if you know what I’m sayin’. I’m just joking. I don’t have a car. But bus jokes somehow aren’t as relatable.
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4. I have absolutely no idea what any of this means, but I think that it’s still somehow very, very important.
Like, is this some sort of Charlie’s Angels type of scenario? But with bananas and ducks? If I knew that show better, this is the part where I’d drop a sweet pun fusing all three of these ideas together.
5. Spider-Man? More like Spider-Can’t.
I’ve got so many questions. I mean, it still turned out better than I could have ever done, but I’m pretty sure it’s not supposed to look like Spider-Man is crawling out of a garbage bag.
6. Here at Diply.com, we certainly know our way around a good lifehack, but there’s an art to it that’s just getting missed here.
That being said, I’m still going to spray my cookware with ketchup when I get home, just in case there’s some kind of perk that I’m missing.
7. I don’t think I’ve ever been this rattled by a fan theory before.
There are just so many unanswered questions in that whole universe. But I would love to see the episode where this finally gets revealed.
8. Wouldn’t it be so embarrassing if this is how someone finally figured out Batman’s real identity?
I really prefer the idea that everybody knows that the superhero with all of the gadgets is the rich guy who runs the tech company, and matches his height, build, etc. but they just play along to make him feel better.
9. This is basically everybody’s first tweet ever.
Except most of us didn’t have to pay thousands of dollars to set up our Twitter accounts. We just had to sign up and start fuelling our need for constant validation.
10. I know this isn’t true, but it’s still gotten under my skin.
I actually had a pretty brutal case of the hiccups earlier this week. It literally lasted for a day and a half. That’s not a punchline or anything, I’m just sharing a little bit of my life with you.
11. If every textbook could go ahead and be this shady, then I’m pretty sure we’d all be way smarter than we are now.
Then again, there would probably be fewer illustrators out there if this is how they’re going to be treated.
12. What used to be a shameful secret is now a marketing gimmick!
Like Reddit user Din135 pointed out, wouldn’t it just be that much better if the door opened from the other side so that you could just reach out and grab a fresh one?
13. It’s always struck me as odd that some people choose Amazon reviews as their platform of choice for comedy, but I’m rarely disappointed when people try.
Then again, I do this as a way to tell my jokes, so who am I to judge?
14. It’s not often that you see people being quite so bold with their cheating, and yet here we are.
That being said, no one’s life has ever been made worse with a husky in it, so here we are.
15. I think it’s safe to say that there’s literally no risk of me doing this.
Tell you what, if my hands all of a sudden look like this, you can absolutely feel free to tell me what I can and can’t do with a keyboard.
16. I really want to know what this sign says.
In my heart of hearts, I hope it says something along the lines of, “beware sign-eating trees.” But that would just be too awesome, wouldn’t it?
