We can all do with seeing something to put a smile on our face, but sometimes the things that manage this can be pretty damn weird !
So, from people who build cars that defied all manner of expectations to individuals who did weird things with vaults, here are 30 people who put a smile on our face , even it it’s just one of confusion.
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“Plumber. Astrologist. Hypnotist. And so much more!”
I just hope that one of the things that this person doesn’t do is teach people how to drive. This truck looks like it has seen some serious things, things that not even a wizard can fix!
“These Piggie Pork Buns.”
I really cannot decide whether I think that these little guys are cute as hell or downright terrifying? The ones that are squished at the bottom right really do not look like they are having a good time!
“Now that she said it, I can’t unsee it and I can’t stop laughing.”
The sun never lies, clearly this person is a rotisserie chicken but has used filters to make themselves look like a human. That is one sassy rotisserie chicken though, judging from that shadow!
“One sec, let me grab my laptop.”
As far as useless inventions go, this has got to be one of the best. I just couldn’t trust my laptop in that thing even as a joke. It is making me nervous just looking at this.
“A cube croissant
If this is what they are serving normally, then I dread to think what the “weird add ons” are that you can have with it? Maybe jam in the shape of Kiefer Sutherland? Or butter that is actually a gas?
“The Latest In Egg Dress Technology…”
Can I offer you an egg dress at this trying time? I think that the fashion world may have finally gone a step too far. This is just insanity, or is it actually cracking ? Wow, apologies.
This Person’s Cat-too…
I can imagine a lot of people liking this as a piece of art to look at. However, to have it tattooed permanently onto your body is a real commitment. I’m kind of in awe of it.
“A white mouse necklace…”
The fact that the paint is already flaking off this is pretty poor, also the whiskers are not very finely painted on. Aside from that, I actually don’t really mind the overall design — and I know I’ll be judged for that!
“Saw this at a local store…”
Well, this is something that will haunt my nightmares for the rest of my life. I keep expecting for it to start talking and singing, kind of like something out of The Beauty And The Beast.
“The pumpkin pie I bought contains ‘finger.'”
“Look, you wouldn’t even have noticed the taste of the finger if you hadn’t spotted it on the ingredients, just eat it.”
“For the last time, Dave, no I will not eat your human flesh pie!”
“I mean, there’s pumpkin in there as well…”
“This Walgreens is in an old bank.”
I think that if I went into this thing, I would be convinced that the door would shut behind me and never open again. Sure, it’s an irrational fear, but I’m not going to pretend like it’s not very real in my mind!
“My cockatiel made friends with a cardinal through a window.”
This is absolutely adorable. I like how the cockatiel looks as though it has just said, “Sorry, this is a private conversation between me and my friend, can we help you at all?”
“Jaguar X-Type. AKA, The Spongemobile.”
I think that the little pineapple on the front is a lovely little touch. Also, the person who posted this did go on to clarify that this beautiful vehicle was on sale for just £1,500.
“I made a necklace from a rib I had removed.”
I think that this is actually really cool. This person did add:
“I wanted to make a little flute or a knife handle out of my rib, but once I got it back I realized it’d be too small — best I could do was a whistle. So I made a pendant instead.”
“This decorative cover for a pointy roof.”
I love seeing a house wearing a hat, but I have absolutely no clue as to why that is. And, you know what, I don’t need to know why, I’m not on trial here!
“No dents for this guy. The cones are a nice touch.”
There is nothing that you can’t use a pool float for! Well, there are probably some things that you can’t use them for but there aren’t many things! Look, stop suggesting things okay?! Jeez!
“My birthday cake this year.”
I defy anyone to look at this cake and not read the message in the voice of the narrator on Spongebob Squarepants! If you didn’t read it in the voice then what the hell is wrong with you?!
“This puddle is very clearly labeled.”
Yes, I suppose that you could call this a watermark . And yes, I am aware that most of you hated that joke, but I am not even sorry for that one. Deal with it.
Are You In Need Of Some Specialist Cat Earrings?
I really want to know what went on in someone’s head where they thought, “You know what people want on their ears? Cat butts.” Actually, I don’t want to know on second thoughts.
“There was a bag of tiny dice inside my bar of soap.”
Look, the fact that there are little dice in there, but are we seriously not going to address how damn weird that soap looks? It looks like it needs to be put on a course of antibiotics!
“I thought I had put socks on my son this morning. Turns out they were gloves. My mother-in-law sent me this.”
Well I for one think that he looks fancy as hell in his little high-heeled socks! Also, having a little tab to pull your socks off actually seems like a good idea.
“They had one job.”
Someone wrote in response to this: “It took me an embarrassing amount of time to see the problem.” And all that I can say is, same. I was busy looking for something wrong with the roof.
They Really Tried Their Best!
“I can get you a turnip if you need one for reference? There is no shame in asking for a turnip.”
“There is tonnes of shame in asking another man for a turnip! Wash your mouth out sir and leave me to my work!”
Seriously?!
Wow, someone who works at this McDonald’s was having one hell of a bad day when they “made” this burger. I really don’t think that I have ever seen anyone put less effort into something…except maybe me with my hopes and dreams.
“One of my old Ballantine beer picture puzzle caps.”
Have you managed to figure it out what it is yet? I’ll give you the answer for anyone who is struggling, the answer is flatter than a pancake. Pretty obvious now, eh?
“Every Christmas my wife makes a ‘Chemist-Tree’ in the lab at her workplace.”
I kind of love this! Although, the carnage that my cat causes whenever presented with any form of tree would only lead to this sort of thing ruining my carpet.
“An industrial laundry dryer turned this pen into a banana.”
They should have provided a banana for scale so that we could get a better sense of the size of this fake banana. I kind of want one of these now, and I don’t know why.
“So, I ordered cheese cake at this restaurant and…”
Well that is just downright fantastic. I need to have one of these and I need it immediately. Also, are they serving candy floss with this cheesecake? What the hell is that all about?
“In Italy, ‘Cool Ranch’ Doritos are called ‘Cool American Flavour’.”
These chips actually taste of cool Americans though. They had to grind up hundreds of people called “Brad” to make this flavor. Theres a few people called “Max” thrown in there as well.
“I bought a $14K staircase today and it came with a little example model.”
That is absolutely adorable. Now you can let little mice have access to slightly higher places than they previously had access to! Also, $14, 000 for a set of stairs seems extortionate!
