Most of us like to go through life helping out other people wherever we can…I mean, probably, right?
However, some people manage to get themselves into situations where they simply can’t be helped, or it is very difficult to help them at least. So, from cripplingly embarrassing romantic rejections to Disney Princesses getting arrested, here are 15+ moments that made us go, “You’re on your own there bud.”
“Wasps made a nest on my anti-wasps spray bottle…”
The wasps have cut off your defences at the source. This place belongs to the wasps now, they have won, leave this place and never return.
“Guess this is her drawer now.”
She looks very, very…friendly! What a great little roommate you have gotten yourself there!
“The joy of being a parent to three young girls…”
One ingenious person posited a moderately helpful solution though, writing, “[Hey,] but the hearing loss! Problem solves itself, amirite?”
Just Be Patient!
If you’re bored of waiting, then find a nearby window to lookout of or a local news station and you will be able to find the failure of the system literally everywhere. Yeah baby, we’re getting political…well, for five seconds we are.
“Let me be your Prince. Found on Tinder.”
Wow, I like that the quality varies in all of them. I mean, they’re all pretty bad, but they’re different degrees of bad.
“Fight back?!”
I thought that was why people went hiking with kids, so that they had something to throw to wild animals while they escape?
“Invitation to my own murder?!”
Those damn Christians are always obsessed with death, as well as plants and being generally bloody miserable…or is that Morrissey?
“This man likes to live dangerously…”
I mean, it is pretty dangerous, although I don’t know anyone who actually reads these messages any more!
“Eyes on your own paper…”
Wow, they even bought a melon baller specifically for this! In my experience an ice-cream scoop works better…not that I have any experience in this area.
“Police have caught the person responsible for this really cold weather we are suffering from.”
The song which has been protesting Elsa’s unjust arrest has naturally been, “Let her go…”
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“This old roof makes me nervous, despite the ‘fix.'”
Nope, there’s no way I could be living under, or next door to, that! My blood pressure would be through the roof!
“Face shields are now required on my job site. This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient, but I do love Fig Newtons.”
“Sure, it may be dangerous and inconvenient but I love a Talladega Nights reference, don’t you boss?”
“Dave, I’m over here, you’re facing the wrong way.”
“Driven yet dangerous!”
Who the hell does this guy think he is, a James Bond villain in training? If he doesn’t think that…then he should probably consider it, he seems to be exactly the part!
“My local Dollar General staff had clearly had enough…”
That looks like one hell of a big store for only two people to be working there anyway, so fair play to them!
“Danger: Do Not Touch!”
“That’s the best way to go out, screaming and in absolute agony” is probably a Morrissey lyric. Although, it’s not actually whiny enough for his hateful self-pitying and self-aggrandising “persona.”
Did I need to have a dig at Morrissey there? No. Did I want to anyway? Absolutely.
“It’s under construction…”
Yeah, well, how long is it going to be under construction for? Because, quite frankly, I feel like this error message was flashing up every day last year and it’s getting a little old!
“This sign is worryingly vague.”
“Fair play guys, you caught me, here are the balls back.”
“Great, now drop your kecks.”
“Wait…what?”
“Dave, fetch me the melon baller!”
“Every time I go out to smoke on my balcony, this cat always stares at me like he is worried about my life choices.”
That cat is just wanting what is best for you! I’ve never seen a cat look genuinely concerned before, it’s quite unsettling!
“Screw it, I’m going in through the window!”
I bet they still get people buzzing for help. In my experience, doors that are this finicky and the general public do not mix well.
Ouch!
I guess that the person who wrote this message is on their own in this situation regardless of how hard they try to not be!
