As we struggle our way through life, we can often turn to those close to us, as well as strangers, for advice.
However, the advice we get from others isn’t always necessarily the best advice. So, from those teaching others how to get drunk on work Zoom calls, to the single cheapest chefs of all time, please enjoy these 15+ people we really shouldn’t take advice from!
“Cure for long Zoom meetings!”
I very much like this idea, but you should definitely not attempt this…if you’re a square, that is!
“Keeping the gas turned on so your partner doesn’t have to make too much effort while heating their dinner!”
Now, I’m sure that most people will naturally know not to do this, but for the benefit of any dolts out there, please do not try this at home!
Easy Hacking Hack!
Jack H is really playing with fire by rocking the classic “Password” to “Password 2” manoeuvre!
“A Self-Aware Enya Fan?!”
I don’t care how self-aware you are, never cry alone to Enya. No one needs to inflict that level of misery upon their lives.
Always Take Time To Help Others!
If you’re going to try this, then you should probably make sure you ask them while you are out of their reach. People can have a tendency to take a swing at you if you try this, goodness knows why though!
Protect Yourself!
There are a lot of songs to choose from at least, but I can’t think that any would really be welcome in that intimate a moment!
“Broke one of the rings on my shower curtain today. Here’s my life hack!”
This also is great for if you ever want to…well, actually, I’ll just let you draw your own conclusions with this one.
“Recently moved to Texas. Saw this today…”
“Wow, I can’t believe they let us order while on horseback!”
“What…what the hell are you talking about? These are cars…right?”
“Dave, these are horses!”
“Oh, God. No wonder everyone was screaming at the gas station.”
“Nutritional advice, brought to you by Target!”
Now this is a health plan that I can get on board with! Although, I can’t imagine there will be many doctors advising this as a daily routine.
“That all sounds like good advice?”
“Try the strange juice”? Well, you don’t have to tell me twice, that’s for sure! I’ll take a bottle of the strange juice!
“When Teacher Thinks You’re Studying, But Really You’re Eating Spaghetti!”
Dear Christ, this is both a crime against books and against spaghetti. I have never seen such Charlie Kelly behavior in the wild before.
“Life Hacks 101!”
Sharks are notorious camera hogs as well so you know that they’ll be really preoccupied by the cameras. Apparently the shark in Jaws was a nightmare to work with.
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“Too many old keyboards and not enough coat hangers? Problem solved!”
Is having too many old keyboards lying around a real problem that a lot of people have? This seems like a very specific blend of problems to be solving at once.
“Cooking Level: College Student!”
One person who had actually tried this before explained that, “I tried this in college, but our network wasn’t very good. I kept having intermittently dropped Pockets.”
Great Advice!
And to think, my teachers called me mad for wanting to drop out of school and move into a giant, hollowed-out parsnip and live on antidepressant nut-roasts!
“Make sure to flip your pizza over halfway so that it cooks evenly!”
My guess is that whoever came up with this “idea” was not exactly sober when they did so!
“How to determine if a girl is a swarm of bees.”
It really is good to work out early on if a romantic parter is secretly a swarm of bees in disguise, otherwise the sex can be really, really weird.
“I’m not buying socks for another 5 years.”
Just buy some new socks, man, they’re not exactly expensive. Although, I do kind of admire this level of needless ingenuity.
“My buddy got a little nervous when he saw this on his return flight.”
That really isn’t the vote of confidence that you want when you’re about to trust your life to a piece of metal hurtling across the globe miles high in the air!
Beating The System!
Don’t let the system play you, play the system instead! It is the small victories that can make life worth living!
