Sometimes the simplest situations can get a little out of hand, whether they be accidentally setting off fire suppression systems, people donating old copies of 50 Shades Of Grey , or asking for extra pickles on a burger!
And, with this idea in mind, please enjoy these 15+ situation that made us go, “When It Rains, It Pours!”
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“Someone accidentally set off the fire suppression system in a military hanger.”
You just know that there is some poor person out there still being yelled at for this monumental screw-up to this very day.
“A charity shop with so many copies of 50 Shades of Grey they built a fort out of them.”
At this point they should probably take them and fashion them into a small hut for people who need shelter!
“I ordered double pepperoni…”
I can just imagine a pizza cook looking at a big tub of pepperoni that’s about to expire and thinking, “Well, would be a shame to let it go to waste!”
“Just Michigan things.”
The only way to survive this junction is to close your eyes and follow your heart!
(Disclaimer: Never close your eyes and follow your heart while driving. Jesus will not take the wheel!)
“My husband asked Hardees to put extra frosting on his cinnamon biscuit.”
I can’t work out whether this qualifies the Hardees employee as being really nice, or a real asshat?
Engineering 101…
“Why just use one cable tie when you can use hundreds?!”
“But why don’t you just not use cable ties and fix it properly?”
“Look, I bought a load of cable ties by mistake and by God, I’m going to use them!”
“Maybe a bit too much rain!”
Good God, this is a good ad for whoever installed those windows! I would be even more uneasy if you saw a fish swimming across your window!
“My friend is allergic to everything.”
At this point you should just look into getting a bubble to live inside for the rest of your life. Or, have a constant stream of antihistamines going into your veins!
“Asked for a LOT of extra pickles on my burger.”
Has anyone ever wanted “an assload of pickles” before? I think that there might be a cream for that sort of thing!
“Our company now has 900 of these pens…”
Well, you’d better get used to the idea of having “Please Use Uploaded Logo” as your new company logo!
“We will all be dead tomorrow at 2pm!”
“And tomorrow, we have temperatures picking up throughout the day until 2pm when the apocalypse will be occurring. I hope you’ve all repented out there! Anyway, back to you, Dave!”
“Wall collapses at Morton Salt building in Chicago.”
I sincerely hope that no one left any of their windows open before this happened! Also, you could just nip out and get a portion of chips to go with all of that salt. That looks like an acceptable amount for one portion!
“An Outback pulling an Outback, stopped to eat at Outback, parked [out back].”
Wow, that Outback on the back looks like it’s seen better days. They’d better drive carefully, otherwise that Outback might put its back out.
“Frank, be sure to cover up the graffiti outside the 918 building!”
I feel like this might actually be more annoying to graffiti artists than having their work painted over… Then they could just respray it.
“If you let your child pour their own syrup they will invent ‘Pancake Soup.'”
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I didn’t realize that tapirs had both eyes on the same side of their head like Peppa Pig! That’s good to know!
Who Put The Eyelashes On These Mannequins?
Does the person who put these on understand how eyes work? Even if they were trying to make it look like their eyes were closed, these are still too low!
“Adding insult to injury…”
Do you reckon that the vending machine snickered at them as it happened?
*Tumble weeds intensify!
“DoorDash sent me this as a delivery confirmation photo.”
Thank god that drink is still intact. That’d ruin the whole meal for me if it wasn’t!
“[Saw] someone post their door dash delivery confirmation photo earlier… so [I] raise you one.”
The car may be upside down, but the bag is right-side up! Meaning your food is probably okay!
“So much grandad-ness in one photo.”
I really thought old people using magnifying glasses to look at phones was a mean caricature but…I guess not.
“In Arizona it’s illegal to cut down a saguaro cactus. Last night this precious 15-foot piece of protected wildlife destroyed my roof.”
My god, that is an absolute unit of a cactus. It’s illegal to cut them down because if you try, they’ll beat you up for it.
“20 assignments due in 2 days because I thought school started on the 17th not the 7th.”
Well, time to make a few pots of coffee and get to work. You’ve got some all-nighters ahead of you.
“My bathroom cabinet gave up on life at 5 am this morning and nearly gave me a heart attack.”
Loud noise, potential wall damage, your stuff spilling everywhere. I think cabinet failure is one of the worst non-extreme household failures you can have.
“My friend wanted to take a picture with her cheesecake. She tilted the plate too much.”
I can only imagine that the expression that followed was one of sorrow and loss.
“Air France flight from CDG to LAX had a little engine trouble [and] had to land in Canada.”
Calling this “a little engine trouble” is putting it lightly. I think if I saw this while on a plane I’d faint immediately.
“Got my husband some post-vasectomy snacks – amazing how much genital related food you can find!”
I’m gonna be real: The mini Swedish Fish are kind of mean here.
“I don’t think the kids like this ‘no smoking in cars with children’ law all that much when the weather is this bad!”
The insult of being kicked out for this really does turn that rain into a pour.
“Notes from my bf used to be much sweeter. At least he made me lunch!”
No need to worry, he still drew a heart at the end! That means he can’t really be mad.
“Put them in oven on purpose to hide them from kids. Forgot about them.”
So I guess the lesson here is…don’t punish your kids? Or do so smartly so you don’t have to drop $100+ on new controllers.
“The metal bar on my dentist’s light snapped, causing the unit to swing down and hit me right in the teeth.”
Sounds like a scam by Big Dental to get you to come back for more work.
“From T-Pain’s Instagram: ‘Guess what just happened.'”
It’s good to know that celebrities really are just like us. They have the odd phone tragedy now and again.
“Seems a bit excessive…”
You never know when you are going to need that extra little bit of space! Better to be prepared!
“Super glue leaked on the coffee table and my Rubik’s cube got glued down. When I took the cube off, it took part of the table off with it. Part of a stone table.”
Can I know what brand of superglue that is? Sounds really good if it managed to do this.
“Checked my road on street view and see one of the local cabbies stopped for a toilet break, only to piss all over himself and then get snapped by Google street view car.”
Even through the blur on his face, you can tell that he is looking at the Google car passing and thinking, “Oh, well, I’m never going to hear the bloody end of this!”
