People love to celebrate special occasions, mostly because they are a chance to get too drunk. Although, sometimes people can take celebrations a little too seriously.
So, from people burning a flag into their skin with the help of the sun, to a handful of weirdly specific cakes, here are 16+ people who celebrated in strange ways!
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“Some people like to celebrate flag day pretty seriously…”
I guess opening yourself up to potentially very serious skin conditions is just part of flag day…right?
“My new girlfriend said she’d never fart in front of me. She let one slip last night, so I got her a cake to celebrate.”
It is the little things that we do in a relationship to make our partners feel comfortable that really make a relationship work.
“My sister recently had a portion of her colon removed because of cancer, I gave her this shirt to celebrate a successful surgery.”
Now, if I’m not mistaken, that is a Taco Bell cup. By Christ, what an acid test for the new colon that would be! You have my admiration, that’s for sure!
“Birthday cake for my kiddo.”
Is there anything more exacerbating for a child than someone falsely accusing them of a fart? I can imagine a kindergarten reboot of The Fugitive being built around this idea.
“I’m a lunch lady. Today the first graders gave us some letters to thank us for serving them food. This one was my favorite.”
This one is really sweet. Although, they’ve drawn a very angry face on her on the bottom picture. If I saw the lunch lady looking that angry when I was in school it never meant anything good was coming our way.
“Baking & prepping for her 1-year-old’s birthday party!”
One person pointed out that a baby’s first birthday party should actually be for the parents, explaining as such: “The baby’s first birthday should be a party for the parents for keeping it alive, despite its best efforts.”
“My parents took advantage of the graduation sign trend to crap on me for dropping out.”
I can imagine that every time Owen is sitting in his room and hears a “honk” from outside, he must be over the moon!
“My SO’s boss posted this picture on FB in honor of the new school year last year.”
But, what kind of kids don’t want to go to school and learn? Oh, that’s right, pretty much all of them.
“Thats one way to celebrate something! Made by a friend…”
That cake mostly looks absolutely divine! Although, I cannot help but wonder why they would write the message in icing that looks like snot?
“Friend had a vasectomy and this is the cake that his wife made for him.”
“Balls voyage” feels like a bit of a stretch, but the rest of them are great. Actually, the R.I.P one is a bit unsettling now that I think about it.
“My cat turned 3, she was not impressed with the celebrations.”
That cat looks exactly like I do whenever I am faced with birthday celebrations, or when I am faced with any day whatsoever for that matter.
“I’m, uh, not sure what this cake is celebrating…”
I’m going to assume that it is either for someone leaving their job or the funeral of someone who was super into memes?
Celebrating New Baby Names On A Hospital Billboard!
The person who posted this explained, “Electronic hospital billboard in my town publishes new baby names. Drivers called the hospital thinking it was a prank…it wasn’t. Welcome to the world, Ya’Hansum Guy.”
“Max is getting neutered tomorrow, so my friend threw his balls a going away party.”
Poor Max probably thinks that something great is happening, hence why there are party hats and a load of fuss! Poor Max, poor, poor Max.
“My friend made me a ring with my wisdom tooth!”
Wow, it is hideous in sentiment and in appearance! I am actually quite impressed with this… Also, how did their friend get this tooth? Did they go rooting through the bins out the back of the dentist’s office?
“My sister and her husband adopted a puppy. The humane society sure gives out weird signs to celebrate it.”
That little dog looks just as confused as everyone who reads this sign presumably is, I don’t want to think about it. Maybe the dog’s name is “Two of us”?
“My buddy got steaks for his party and the butcher labeled the different cuts appropriately.”
Nothing makes someone feel special quite like being given a little pork medallion while someone else eats a ribeye steak, all while sitting upon a throne made of the skulls of other acquaintances who just weren’t up to scratch!
