Oh alright, why don’t we take another dive into the world of both cartoons and ruining your precious childhood?
Because if there’s one thing I love to do, it’s to tear apart your feelings of nostalgia.
There are ‘Looney Tunes’ cartoons too racist for TV
Yes, we all have a troubled past.
Some of us puked in a garden at our cousin’s wedding, and some of us created 11 cartoons featuring Looney Tunes characters too racist to be on television.
Garfield is dead
For Halloween, Jim Davis wanted to shake things up in the Garfield universe.
So instead of having the big orange cat eating a candy corn lasagna or something, he had him exist in a purgatory where he’s been dead for some time now!
R/ImSorryJon
Speaking of Garfield, there is a whole subreddit dedicated to ruining the iconic lazy cat.
Instead of putting him in his usual situations, they make him some cosmic horror who tortures Jon.
The Smurfs are white supremacists.
Some people think that the Smurfs are much more sinister than people think.
Take the above picture, and also think about how the villain Gargamel might be an ugly depiction of a Jewish stereotype, complete with cat Azrael whose name is the same as the Jewish angel of death.
The Smurfs are communists
This theory has been floating around for a while now. It’s so popular that it even made it into Donnie Darko!
Anyways, think of their society and think about how SMURF might stand for “Socialist Men Under a Red Father”.
Ed, Edd and Eddy looked at porno mags
Sure, it’s a big part of every boy’s life when he finds his first porno magazine.
But it’s not something we need to see in any of our cartoons! That’s just not right!
Scooby-Doo should be dead
Not just because he would’ve had a heart attack from all the terrible food he constantly eats, but because he’s a dog!
Considering the shows been on since 1969, he probably wouldn’t live to 50.
Mojo Jojo was voiced by Ghostface
Sure, they’re both villains so this won’t be too much of a shift, but there’s something wrong about the playful villainy of Mojo Jojo mixed with the murderous brutality of Ghostface.
P.S. The actor is Roger Jackson.
The Teletubbies set has been destroyed
That’s right. The rolling green hills, their house, even Noo Noo, the vacuum that would clean up their Teletubby toast: all, in a word, toast.
Just this time, there’s no Teletubbies, not now, not ever.
Chuckie’s mom wasn’t always dead
Yes, there was a time early in the series when references would be made to the mother.
So that means, during the series’ run, the mom died!
Animaniacs: “Finger Prints”
Imagine watching this sequence of events on TV with your kid. Now imagine being the kid and being subliminally told to watch for “Finger Prints”.
Yeesh, no wonder everyone is so sexually liberated these days.
SpongeBob made a prison rape joke
It’s pretty common sense: rape jokes aren’t funny.
But apparently, that’s not what the writers of SpongeBob thought.
Fergie voiced Sally Brown
Ahh, the strange and far off time known as the 1980s.
Back when we had Reagan, crazy drug PSAs and of course, Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas voicing Sally Brown.
The Flintstones advertised cigarettes
In a world where cigarettes are the enemy, it’s hard to picture one where a child’s cartoon could advertise them. Well, this was the world of the ’50s.
Fred and Barney are shown smoking Winston cigarettes. Smooth!
The Truth about roadrunners
Thanks a lot, science. You’ve done us dirty once again.
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Just like they did with dinosaurs and Jurassic Park , some roadrunner experts are coming out and saying that the coyote is way faster than the roadrunner and that the cartoons should be a lot less PG.
The Simpsons Tesseract hypothesis
Ever wonder how Bart can stay 10 forever? Or how they have so many different geographical wonders in Springfield?
It’s because the Simpsons (and the whole town) are stuck in a cube (A Tesseract) that messes with space and time.
‘Rugrats’ may have anti-Semitic imagery
Usually, it’s a pretty innocent show (when they’re not killing off moms) but then comes Tommy’s maternal grandfather, Grandpa Boris.
He’s Jewish and looks a lot like how the Nazis used to portray the chosen people: with a really big nose.
The original voice of Elmo
A man named Kevin Clash used to do the voice for our favorite little red monster,
However, he was forced to quit the position when allegations of sexual abuse were made against him.
The ‘Ed, Edd N Eddy’ purgatory theory
This theory is as old as the internet, but some people think that the reason these kids from all different eras don’t go to school is because they are all dead and in purgatory.
The Powerpuff Girls are just one girl
But how can that be, you ask? Well, some think they are each a different personality of a girl named Brenda, the true daughter of the Professor.
She doesn’t have superpowers, and the show is just one of her psychotic episodes.
Dexter is on the spectrum
According to some theories, Dexter from Dexter’s Laboratory isn’t really a genius, he’s just autistic. The world of the show is all in his head.
Which would explain how he has a working lab.
‘Scooby-Doo’ takes place during a depression
There are some theories out there that say that Scooby-Doo takes place during an economic depression, which is why there are all these people turning to crime to make money.
They don’t have a choice.
The ashes and heads in ‘Teen Titans’
Not only do the Teen Titans from Teen Titans Go! keep the remains of the previous Robin around in an urn, but isn’t that Mr. Freeze’s head on the shelf above?
The voice actress for ‘Caillou’ died young
Whether you hate Caillou or not, you have to mourn the death of the voice actress who played the cartoon baby. She died in a car accident at 17-years-old.
What a shame.
The Simpson’s Relationship Between Intelligence And Happiness
There’s an episode where little genius Lisa explains how the smarter you are, the less happy you are.
And then there’s that episode where Homer decides to take the crayon out of his head and becomes a genius… only to revert back to his old ignorance.
The ‘Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air’ house is not in Bel-Air
It’s actually in the nearby town of Brentwood . Oh, and get this: There was only ever one shot of Jazz being thrown out of the house.
That’s why he always wore the same shirt.
Curious George Isn’t A Monkey
For years people have been convinced that Curious George was a monkey, but they’re totally wrong.
George doesn’t have a tail, which means he’s probably a chimpanzee: or an ape.
Gumball Blew A Balloon
There’s a scene in The Amazing World Of Gumball , where Alan and Carmen (the balloon and cactus) break up, and Alan doesn’t have the energy to inflate.
So Gumball has to blow him up. Get it ?
The sad origins of ‘Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends’
While the show isn’t sad, the way the creator came up with it is. He adopted a couple of dogs from the shelter and wondered what their lives would be like before they were adopted.
Then he just switched out dogs for imaginary friends.
Dustin Diamond’s sex tape
Oh yes Saved By The Bell fans, if you’ve ever wanted to see Screech naked and having sex with someone then… well, you can actually do it if you want.
He has a sex tape.
The Soul selling
There was an episode of The Care Bears where a girl sold her soul to Dark Heart (an evil demon) so she could get better at sports!
Talk about dark!
Zach has apparently slept with all of the Bayside Girls
Not just on the show, either, in real life.
Mark-Paul Gosselaar claimed that he either slept with and/or dated all three of the Bayside women.
