Forging your own way in life can be a valiant thing to do — and while the song ‘Go Your Own Way’ was actually written about ignoring your SatNav, it can be used to think about living your life in this vein as well.
Here to show off some of the strangest people who made their life their own, here are 20 people who, like Fleetwood Mac, went their own way…for better or worse.
“Imagine, you are at someone’s funeral and then suddenly look down only to see these.”
Christ alive, these should probably be classed as a lethal weapon. If you kicked someone in the wrong spot with these on then you could potentially run them through.
“I think that this workbook might be broken…”
“The two #1’s should be 12&13. I wonder if the rest of the book is set up to give the children homework anxiety,” pointed out one workbook enthusiast. I like to think that they did this on purpose to mess with the children though.
“When your security gate is a ladder.”
Just because this gate was designed to be a security gate does not mean that it has to be one. This door clearly has dreams of being a stepladder and so we should support it in its endeavours!
There Was An Attempt To Cook Smiley Buns!
Despite the fact that they look truly horrific, they are not as horrific as the invention of the word “Torturrised.” Still, I am sure that these buns will be great for when Halloween rolls around.
“Cute Dog, Weird Name.”
Jesus, how many notices has this post had stapled to it? If there are that many “missing” posters going up then this town has something really strange going on that needs addressing!
“I have always wanted to be sand.”
Ah yes, what child would not want to experience being a section of sand or even a kangaroo’s oesophagus? Seriously though, how does someone not understand what the point of these things is?
There Is One Pretty Serious Design Flaw That They Overlooked…
The little faces on the sockets look just as surprised as everyone else at what is happening here. I think that there are some people who would like to have a word with the individual responsible for this.
“That should be enough to stop the fire from getting in.”
Maybe this is actually the result of some truly bizarre feng shui? Having this chair here might really help the energy flow in the room…while also making it extra difficult to get out of the room in the event of a fire.
They Do Things Properly Around Here!
There must surely be a little hook holding that ladder onto the top of this building as well. If there isn’t then the guy at the bottom of the ladder is far too strong for his own good!
Ready For The Zombie Apocalypse…
“So instead of renting a pole saw to cut the root that was in the way in their drilled shaft they decided to duct tape a chainsaw to a 4×4. That also means duct taping the throttle wide open along with duct taping the deadman switch,” explained the person who posted this.
Caught Red-Handed!
This cat’s owner explained:
“My wife has been blaming me for taking a piss and not flushing before I go to bed. It wasn’t me! I have been blaming the kids for not flushing when they wake up in the middle of the night. Nobody would own up to it… Then one day I’m taking a bath and he just strolls in.”
He Has His Own Technique.
And that technique, it would appear, involves morphing himself into some sort of spherical cacophony of limbs. This is a pretty intense goalkeeping strategy that does involve being made largely of rubber or string cheese.
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“The produce lady at the grocery store that I work at may be on to something…”
Root vegetables are the most emotionally vulnerable of all of the food stuffs. If you don’t believe me then just try insulting a potato, it’ll be in tears for hours and hours.
“This has got to be the best pre-owned game cover that I have ever seen.”
The idea of a bird eating chicken nuggets is a pretty weird concept the more you think about it. Although, I suppose the idea of a magical bird that births itself again and again by bursting into flames is even weirder.
This Weirdly Horrific Hallway…
Any hotels that want to discourage their guests from drinking should design their hallways like this. Actually, I think the outcome would actually just end up being more people vomiting in the hallway.
“Was at my kid’s school for a costume parade. One Dad misunderstood in the best way possible.”
Maybe he perfectly understood the brief, but it was all of the other parents who made the mistake?! Never considered that idea, did you?
“I was a builder like you, until I took a drill bit to the knee.”
I just cannot look at this without my brain running into truly awful places. For the love of God, do not try this drilling technique at home…if this can even really be called a “technique.”
“My team said that we would be dressing as Dominoes for the work halloween do…”
Well it is a wonderfully delicious mistake to have made nonetheless! Great, now I want Domino’s pizza, way to ruin my health kick with your halloween costume guy!
“We all know the feeling…”
Someone needs to explain to this guy that this is not how making money from Only Fans works. Either that or this is just a really really bad way of trying to give yourself a haircut.
“Someone had a kid on Halloween and named them Lucifer.”
If you did have a child on Halloween then it would be kind of rude not to call the something halloween-themed really. Although, Michael would have been a more subtle nod to the holiday.
