Life: what really is the point of it all? A question that has occupied the minds of some of humanity’s most prominent thinkers. And, in the end, it is a question which has very little bearing on our actual day to day life. I mean, unless knowing the meaning of life is going to help me out with my student debt, it’s more akin to something which I’d only like to know in case it ever came up on a pub quiz.
Some people, however, have devoted their time on Earth to capturing brief snapshots of what human experience really means, only for them to tweet it or upload it in the form of a meme to Reddit. These people are modern philosophers. So, in honor of these people, here are 10+ hilarious people who captured the human experience in all its glory!
“HASHAFASHASHA”
Perhaps one of the most relatable tweets of all time. I’m definitely a hashafashasha kind of person. I mean, who has the time to actually wait for food to cool down?
It’s Informative And Fun!
The National Geographic at the party is the person who brings a bag of trail mix and a few tins of cider but doesn’t know anyone else there so kind of lurks around. I have been this person far too many times.
There Goes Thanksgiving
Way to go Steve, you’ve made grandma cry again!
Feelin’ Snacky
There’s nothing worse than going to someone’s house and realising that they don’t at least have a bag of chips you can swipe off them. I mean come on, people, if you’re gonna invite people around, at least have the decency to stock up!
My Heart Will Go On
One day… one day they will remember to take me with them, and I will frolic free in the land of banana peels and dead skin flakes like I was meant to.
The Pinnacle Of Evolution
Truly, Aaron Smith, you have peaked. I would be interested to know if this actually got him a date.
*Screams*
They’re right, you know! Try it now, right in the middle of whatever it is that you are doing! At work? Scream! In the shops? Scream your bloody lungs out!
“My husband, everyone”
Look, the sooner they get rid of the strawberry in the middle of Neapolitan ice cream, the better! Landfills can cease being full of melted strawberry ice cream!
*Sees Spots*
For some reason, the check oil light is the one that I find particularly relevant to this situation.
The Pain Of Existence
It must be nice to have enough money to be able to flaunt your extreme wealth in the most inconsiderate way possible while so many people struggle to support their family or can’t even find a home.
Weird Flex, But Okay
Someone needs to invent an app that locks you out of being able to contact certain people after a certain amount of drinks, people who have recently come out of a relationship would eat that up!
Oh Thanks, I Love It!
I can’t wait to see what random item I receive for Christmas this year from a fairly distant relative that will end up going into a cupboard for a few years before it makes its way to a charity shop.
Every Night
The longer you try not to think about it, the more you realise you need to go. And the longer you wait, convincing yourself you don’t need to go, the longer you are just postponing the inevitable.
Life Is Better Alone!
“Haha, check out this funny meme I just saw…”
Looks around to cricket sounds
“Oh, wait, yeah.”
It’s Just My Face
There’s nothing quite like the unique struggle of having a resting bitch face. Just because I look like I’m about to throw an empty water bottle at you doesn’t mean I’m going to — I might do it, though.
The F Is For Flipping
I am not ashamed to admit that I was that person. I always ended up being about 2000 words over the word count on the first draft of any essay, even if it was only a 500-word paper.
Strawberry Big Mac
I mean, they’re entitled to ask I guess. Nobody wants strawberries on their Big Mac; also, no one wants gherkins either!
Can everyone now admit they taste like vegetable feet that hate you?
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One For The Album
That dog looks like a videogame sprite that is glitching out! Also, you’re lucky to get your dog out in the snow. Our dog refuses to go because it’s cold on his feet.
It’s Called Parenting
Well, maybe if their faces weren’t so darn squishable, their faces would go un-squished. Pretty sure some moms out there have tried it too.
That 4 AM Ambition
Nothing like making plans while in the throes of insomnia! Who says you need to be asleep to delude yourself with grand and unrealistic dreams?
Clean-Up, Aisle .50
It is pretty amazing how the shell casings in action flicks disappear. And to think of the economies that could be supported by all that brass.
Speaking Of Unrealistic Movies
As if any of us is about to spend their last moments on earth digging . That’s precious time and effort that could be spent on begging and pleading.
Surrender Is Just Sensible
Martha Stewart has her methods, and I have mine. My way might have more wrinkles, but the grief saved is immeasurable.
It Was A Good Dog, Brent
If you can’t trust a dog’s judgement, whose can you trust? Marketing execs, take note: More dogs in commercials.
“Rings in three tones. Loud, repeat, and howl.”
The good news is that you’ll never miss out on a package being dropped off, so there’s that.
“I designed the Family Feud Fender to quickly remove yourself from family holiday drama.”
It’s perfect for the holiday seasons. Now you can avoid the crippling awkwardness when your family begin tearing each other to shreds this holiday season!
Share The Warmth
It feels good to provide for your loved ones, doesn’t it? Oh, the countless hours of joy from re-watching The Office again and again.
If Only
Like, it’s a dream, but it’s not a dream. Who knows what services Amazon will provide for us in the future? Don’t say it can’t happen!
Funny How That Happens
‘Tis the season, don’t try to deny it. It’s way more fun to just embrace that spirit and go along for the sleigh ride.
“From Mom & Dad”
It’s the thought that counts! Or, the thought that went towards the thought that counts!
There’s Always One
I think this might be a license to yell at parties, if nothing else. So, you’re welcome.
Where’s The Lie?
But then, if you can read between the lines, you can usually find the thread of passive aggressiveness in their posts.
This Is The Way
And you know you’re going to want your strongest armor for that trip, too. Because that kid is going to the store.
I Feel Attacked
There’s no need to be so…accurate. Maybe it’s a sign that trailers are too long and entertaining, not that I’m a popcorn vacuum?
Not A Bold Move, Cotton
Eventually spring will come and the ice will just break itself, right? Sure, you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take, but your shooting percentage doesn’t suffer as badly either.
