I can’t be the only one who gets a little frustrated with how wholesome greeting cards are these days.
I don’t need words like “cherish” and “treasure” on my cards. I need some snarkiness and sass to really say how I’m feeling. Thankfully, this Etsy shop has us covered.
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BadBettyGreetingCo on Etsy has a line of greeting cards that says what we’re all thinking.
These vintage-inspired greetings are designed for all the milestones you typically buy cards for — birthdays, weddings, baby showers — but they come with a big side of snarkiness.
Take, for example, this get-well card that reminds you of how things could be much, much worse.
Here’s a baby shower card that might make an expecting mom laugh so hard that she goes into labor.
Warning, she might also cry (because pregnancy horomones be like that), so just be prepared for both outcomes.
This potty-mouthed card is perfect for your BFF.
Note that the card is only censored for the purposes of this article, but I’ll let your imagination fill in what it says.
And, here’s a card for that newlywed couple that’s obnoxiously in love.
The cards retail for $5 each, but you get a discount when you buy multiple cards. Be sure to check out all these hilarious designs, and stock up on these sassy cards at BadBettyGreetingCo
