Not all of us get what we want from this world, which is a lesson that I think everyone who was excited about the sequel to the Star Wars trilogy learned pretty harshly.
Anyway, that particular bugbear aside, please enjoy these other 16+ people who didn’t get what they wanted — and didn’t take it well.
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The Cat Does Not Approve!
It looks like this cat is just saying, “Urgh, it doesn’t look anything like me, but I guess it’s fine,” in the voice of a snotty art critic sipping cheap wine at a gallery launch.
“Friend went to Tennessee for some sightseeing…”
Just wait a bit and the world will start to render after a while, they must be running an old version of Earth.
That “We Hope” Doesn’t Sound Hopeful, Actually!
It’s free though, which is something! Although, I think I’d rather play it safe and just sit on the empty Corona box. I’m not getting in a fight with a ghost again, not after last time.
“I made my friend a campfire cake for her birthday but the more I look at it, the more it looks like a flaming pile of poop.”
I mean, when you make things that are that shape out of brown chocolate icing, what did you really expect? Also, I hope that it is chocolate.
That Leopard Didn’t Get The High It Expected…
The leopard was fine, it should be pointed out. Although, it was probably massively annoyed for having been sold some duff pot.
“Used to pay my rent to my roommate in a funny way each month. One month I went to the bank and got it all in ones.”
Perhaps unsurprisingly, the person who posted this went on to add that they ended up falling out with this roommate and they now live separately.
“His Disappointment Is Immeasurable, And His Glass Barrier Is Pointless.”
I don’t think that I have ever seen a facial expression that more accurately expresses the sentiment, “I am so done with this world.”
“My wife has already had the virus and I haven’t so she makes me wait in the car when we get groceries. I made a sign.”
And to think that she didn’t even leave a little crack in the window for him to get fresh air…or would that be counter intuitive?
“My sister got mad at her school. Only to have her spelling corrected by my dad…”
If you’re going to call someone out like this then you need to make sure that you don’t have a glaring error in your message!
“Dad: ‘I don’t want a dog!’ Also Dad:”
It was a slippery slope from being a guy with a moral standpoint, to becoming the sort of guy who puts a dog on a kids ride.
“The condescending warning label on these snowboarding gloves…”
Wait, so you’re telling me that kids aren’t meant to be playing with plastic bags?! Christ, I need to rethink my babysitting techniques.
“Nephew has his birthday today, but couldn’t spend it how he wanted…”
Unless he really wanted an apocalypse for his birthday that is? I know that it is what I have been asking for for years now!
“There was flooding where I live recently. Ironic.”
“What I wanted was for people to swim in the centers.”
“Well, I think that you should have been clearer in your prayers, Dave.”
“Damn it, God, you really dropped the ball on this one.”
“Googled worst cosplay ever, and it didn’t come up short.”
You kind of have to admire the lengths that they must have gone to in order to actually make this look so incredibly terrible. I have nothing but admiration for these people.
“My daughter got mad at me when I wouldn’t let her play a game on my phone during dinner. This was her way of expressing her anger.”
A parent with similar experiences responded by adding, “When she was mad, one of my kids used to write ‘I love you’ on a piece of paper then cross it out and stab it with a pencil. Then she’d say very sweetly, ‘I have a special note for you.'”
“Mommy’s bad because she interrupted my meal.”
I mean, it does say “Big Time Hungry” on his bib, so what did they expect? For him to just not eat dirt? Don’t be ridiculous!
“This horse statue near my town looks like Jar Jar Binks mid-sneeze.”
“So, you’re sure that you can do a statue of a horse?”
“Yes, of course! I’ve seen The Phantom Menace like a hundred times!”
“Wait, what?”
“Guess they never saw that coming…”
“So, when you told me that I was going to have a happy, love-filled year…”
“I was clearly lying, wasn’t I?!”
“Well, can I have my money back?”
“Nope, spent it all on incense sticks and pot.”
“All of a sudden, screw my weight loss progress!
One ingenious person actually posited, “I’d say, if anything, that spider is there to encourage you to lose weight. When it starts chasing after you, think of all the calories you’ll burn from running in terror.”
“My wife lost a bet and had to go on the scariest ride at the carnival.”
The scariest part of this ride appears to be the creepy face staring at them with soulless dead eyes on the top of the other ride!
